Coconut tree de Bruce Arntson

Don't make me climb the coconut tree
that would be a catastrophe
i would not make it half way you see
i'm wearing the wrong kind of shoes
don't make me climb the coconut tree
i think i owe you an apology
but ask anyone who grew up with me
i'm not one to easily bruise
Don't make me climb
no, don't make me climb
don't make me climb
these aren't my tree climbing shoes
“hey man, if i had known you were back, man
i wouldn't have worn my wingtips
look, there's no tread left on these, see?
look, you can't eat those coconuts anyway, man
monkeys have been up there
nash, put that down, put that down”
Don't don't push, man don't make me climb
no please don't make me climb
no, don't make me climb
these aren't my tree-climbing shoes
ah, don't make me climb
no, don't make me climb
don't make me climb
these aren't my tree-climbing shoes…wah