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Time To Love (feat. Ivi Adamou) de Marsal Ventura

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Time To Love - Single

5 de marzo de 2013

Significado de Time To Love (feat. Ivi Adamou)

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La canción "Time To Love" de Marsal Ventura, con la colaboración de Ivi Adamou, es una pieza que se adentra en el género musical de house y dance pop. Publicada el día 5 de marzo de 2013, esta canción ofrece una mezcla vibrante y energética que invita al oyente a dejarse llevar por su ritmo contagioso.

En cuanto al significado de la letra, "Time To Love" parece transmitir un mensaje positivo y optimista sobre la celebración del amor y la conexión emocional entre dos personas. La letra puede interpretarse como un llamado a aprovechar el tiempo para amar, disfrutar del presente y compartir momentos especiales con aquellos que nos rodean. El protagonista destaca la importancia del amor como un sentimiento que nutre el alma y que merece ser valorado y celebrado en todo momento.

Detrás de esta aparente simplicidad en la temática de la canción, se esconde una profundidad emocional que invita a reflexionar sobre la belleza de los vínculos afectivos y el poder transformador del amor en nuestras vidas. A través de metáforas sencillas pero evocadoras, "Time To Love" crea un espacio emotivo donde los sentimientos fluyen libremente, estimulando la sensibilidad del oyente y recordándole la importancia de vivir plenamente cada instante.

En términos musicales, la estructura de "Time To Love" combina elementos característicos del house con sonidos pop pegajosos, creando una atmósfera festiva y bailable. Los productores han sabido fusionar diferentes influencias musicales para crear una melodía envolvente que invita al movimiento y a la celebración. Los instrumentos utilizados en la canción contribuyen a generar un ambiente dinámico y lleno de energía, potenciando así el mensaje optimista y emotivo que transmite la letra.

En el contexto cultural en el que fue lanzada, "Time To Love" probablemente resonó con una audiencia ávida de música electrónica fresca y pegajosa. Esta canción pudo haberse convertido en un himno para aquellos buscando desconectar de sus preocupaciones cotidianas y sumergirse en un mundo lleno de ritmo y positividad. Su impacto podría haber sido especialmente relevante en clubes nocturnos o fiestas donde este tipo de música es protagonista indiscutible.

En definitiva, "Time To Love" es mucho más que una canción pegajosa para bailar; es un himno al amor, a la conexión emocional y a la celebración constante de los sentimientos más puros. A través de su música vibrante y sus letras optimistas, Marsal Ventura e Ivi Adamou logran transmitir un mensaje universal sobre la importancia del amor en nuestras vidas, recordándonos que siempre es tiempo para amar y ser amado.

Interpretación del significado de la letra realizada con IA.

1 EXT. TORONTO RESIDENTIAL STREET - DAY 1

Snowy suburbs of Toronto. From a nondescript house we hear:

KIM PINE
Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler?

2 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' KITCHEN - DAY 2

Four twenty-somethings lounge around a small kitchen table
STEPHEN STILLS, 25, shaggy hair, Canadian Cowboy chic

STEPHEN STILLS
Really? Is she hot?
KIM PINE, 22, cute, bitter, sweatshirt with a zipper

KIM PINE
How old are you now, Scott? Like
Twenty-eight?

SCOTT
I'm not playing your little games

KIM PINE
So you've been out of high school
For like, 13 years and-
SCOTT
I'm twenty-two. Twenty-two!

STEPHEN STILLS
And you're dating a high school
Girl? Not bad, not bad
YOUNG NEIL, 20, simple mind, layered T-shirts

YOUNG NEIL
Like, did you guys 'do it' yet?
SCOTT PILGRIM, 22, fresh faced and charmingly cocky with an
Unruly yet adorable mop of hair

SCOTT
We have done many things.
We ride the bus.
We have meaningful conversations about how yearbook club went and about her friends, and, um...you know...drama

STEPHEN STILLS
Yeah, okay, have you even kissed her?

SCOTT
We almost held hands once, but then
She got embarrassed

KIM PINE
Well. Aren't you pleased as punch?

STEPHEN STILLS
So, what's her name?

SCOTT
(pleased as punch)
Knives Chau. She's Chinese

STEPHEN STILLS
(under his breath)
Chinese...
Young Neil pauses his Nintendo DS

YOUNG NEIL
Wicked! How'd you meet her?

SCOTT
I believe I mentioned the bus?
Scott Pilgrim prepares to tell an amazing story:

3 INT. THE BUS - NIGHT 3

KNIVES CHAU, 17, cute and innocent with clothes to match
Sits next to her mother, MOTHER CHAU, 45, demanding
MOTHER CHAU
You are seventeen year old! Time to
Get interested in boy!

KNIVES CHAU
Mom!
Knives DROPS her bag, books scattering everywhere

MOTHER CHAU
You drop book
Knives crouches down to pick up her books, grumbling

SCOTT (O.S.)
Hey...
Knives looks up to see the cute and gallant SCOTT PILGRIM
Holding her books. TEXT appears in an on-screen box:

"SCOTT PILGRIM, 22 YEARS OLD, RATING: AWESOME."
Stars appear in Knives's eyes. Scott grins heroically. Scott
Winks at Knives. Scott winks at the camera

4 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' KITCHEN - DAY 4

Back in the kitchen, everyone looks at Scott...

KIM PINE
Is that seriously the end of the story?

SCOTT
Yes. It is
Young Neil unpauses his Nintendo DS

STEPHEN STILLS
So when do we get to meet her?

KIM PINE
Oh please. Let it be soon
DINGY DONG! The doorbell rings. Scott smiles broadly

SCOTT
That's for me

5 INT/EXT. STEPHEN STILLS' HOUSE - DAY 5

An eager Knives stands outside. Scott opens the door a crack

SCOTT
You promise to be good?

KNIVES CHAU
Of course I'll be good!

SCOTT
No, really. Please be good

KNIVES CHAU
Am I normally not?
Stephen Stills comes to the door and peers through

SCOTT
Oh, hey. Knives, this is Stephen
Stills. He's the talent

STEPHEN STILLS
Hey
STILLS shuts the door on a confused Knives

STEPHEN STILLS
Is she gonna geek out on us?

SCOTT
She'll just sit in the corner, man

STEPHEN STILLS
I mean, I want her to geek out on us

B>SCOTT
She'll geek. She geeks. She has the
Capacity to geek

Stephen Stills quickly opens the door and waves Knives in

(CONTINUED)

STEPHEN STILLS
You're good

6 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' HOUSE - DAY 6
Knives enters, looking around the rehearsal pad with awe:
Bare bulb, ratty rug, drums, guitar, bass, LAME BRAND amps

KNIVES CHAU
Wow

SCOTT
Knives, that's Kim. Lemme get your coat
Scott throws Knives' coat on the floor. Knives waves

KNIVES CHAU
Hi, sorry, what was your name?

KIM PINE
Kim

KNIVES CHAU
You play the drums?
REVEAL Kim sitting behind the drumset, sticks in her hands

KIM PINE
...yes

KNIVES CHAU
That is so awesome

SCOTT
Knives, that's Young Neil

KNIVES CHAU
Hi. What do you play?

YOUNG NEIL
Uh, wow...Zelda...Tetris...that's
Kind of a big question
Knives stares blankly at Young Neil, who finally gets it

YOUNG NEIL
Oh. I'm not in the band. I just
Live here
Sex Bob-Omb has geared up. Amps hum to life

SCOTT
Let's start with Launchpad McQuack

STEPHEN STILLS
That's not the actual title of the-

KIM PINE
WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! 1-2-3-4!
Kim BASHES the kit and Sex Bob-Omb EXPLODE INTO ROCK! GUITAR

AND BASS LEADS LEAP INTO THE AIR, SPELLING OUT OUR TITLE...

SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD
TITLES continue over the song as the small rehearsal space
Seems to GROW with the music. Stephen Stills barks
Unintelligable lyrics
Knives watches, jaw ajar. The song ends, feedback lingering

KNIVES CHAU
You guys...are so...amazing

7 EXT. BUS STOP - EVENING 7

Scott bids adieu to a stunned Knives as she gets on a bus

KNIVES CHAU
I can't even...Sex Bob-Omb
Amazing

8 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' ROOM - EVENING 8

The band and Young Neil lounge around Stephen Stills' room

STEPHEN STILLS
She seems nice

SCOTT
Yeaaah

YOUNG NEIL
She seems awesome

SCOTT
Yeaaah

KIM PINE
Scott, if your life had a face I
Would punch it

SCOTT
Yeaaah...wait, what?

KIM PINE
I mean, are you really happy or are
You really evil?

SCOTT
Like, do I have ulterior motives or
Something? I'm offended, Kim

STEPHEN STILLS
Wounded even?

SCOTT
Hurt, Kim

KIM PINE
You? Hurt?
Scott takes a breath, turns to Young Neil

SCOTT
Neil, you were saying she seems awesome

YOUNG NEIL
Yeah, she seems awesome

SCOTT
Yeaaaah...

9 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - EVENING 9

Scott hangs his coat up in a tiny, one room apartment. He
Turns to WALLACE WELLS, dark hair, arched eyebrow, disloyal

"WALLACE WELLS, ROOMMATE, 24 YEARS OLD, FUN FACT: HE IS GAY!"

SCOTT
Before you hear some dirty lies
From someone else, yes, I'm dating
A 17 year old
Wallace looks up from the NOW magazine he's reading

WALLACE
Is he cute?
SCOTT
Ha, ha, ha, ha

WALLACE
Does this mean we have to stop
Sleeping together?

SCOTT
Do you see another bed in here?
TINY BOXES OF TEXT indicate the ownership of the items in the
One room flat: 95% belongs to Wallace, FUTON included

WALLACE
Yeah. You're totally my bitch forever

SCOTT
So. The whole seventeen year old
Thing. Don't tell too many people

WALLACE
Hey, you know me

SCOTT
I mean. Don't tell my sister

WALLACE
You know me
Wallace tosses the NOW magazine aside, starts texting

SCOTT
Who are you texting?
RINGY RING. The phone goes. Scott picks up

STACEY (O.S.)
Seventeen years old? Scandal!
Intercut with STACEY PILGRIM, cute, peppy barista, gabbing on
Her cellphone in THE SECOND CUP. A sign behind her reads 'œIf
You are using your cellphone, you will not be served'

"STACEY PILGRIM, YOUNGER SISTER, 19, RATING: 'T' FOR TEEN."

SCOTT
That's not true. Who told you?

STACEY
Wallace. Duh

SCOTT
That gossipy bitch

WALLACE (O.S.)
You know me
Scott turns to see Wallace on a second cordless

SCOTT
Wallace!
Wallace clicks off. Scott sinks into an armchair

STACEY
Who is this mysterious child you date?

SCOTT
Her name is Knives. Knives Chau

STACEY
A seventeen year old Chinese
Schoolgirl? You're ridiculous

SCOTT
It's a Catholic school too

STACEY
With the uniform and everything?

SCOTT
Yeah, the whole deal

STACEY
Oh my God, you haven't-

SCOTT
No no no. We haven't even held
Hands. I think she hugged me once

STACEY
Um, Scott. Why are you doing this?

SCOTT
I don't know...it's just nice, you
Know? It's just...simple

STACEY
It's been over a year since you got
Dumped by she-who-will-not-be-named
Scott glances down at the partially obscured NOW magazine
Looking into the HOT GIRL'S EYES on the back cover album ad

STACEY (CONT'D)
So, are you legitimately moving on
Or is this just you being insane?
Scott looks at a strip of photobooth pictures: he smiles next
To a hot redhead in happier times

SCOTT
Can I get back to you on that?
A SCHOOL BELL clangs loudly...

10 EXT. CATHOLIC SCHOOL - DAY 10

Wallace and Scott stand outside a CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL
Uniformed boys and girls pour out

WALLACE
I do not want to be here. At all

SCOTT
This school has boys too

WALLACE
I hate you. Even I would think twice
About dating a seventeen year old

SCOTT
Well, she's only allowed out when
The sun is up, so I wouldn't call
It dating, more like...

WALLACE
Playtime?

SCOTT
That doesn't sound so good either

KNIVES CHAU (O.S.)
Scott! Heyyyy!
Knives skips to Scott. Her shy friend TAMARA lingers behind

SCOTT
Hey Knives, this is my cool gay
Roommate, Wallace Wells. He's gay

KNIVES CHAU
Oh, hi! Do you want to know who in
My class is gay?

WALLACE
Yes. Does he wear glasses?

SCOTT
Wallace, you go now! Begone!
Wallace pulls Knives close. Whispers

WALLACE
You're too good for him. Run

11 INT. THE ARCADE - DAY 11

Scott and Knives play NINJA NINJA REVOLUTION (think a martial
Arts version of DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION)
They punch and kick in unison, side by side
SCOTT
Did you know the original name of Pac-
Man was Puck-man? You would think it's
Because Pac-Man looks like a yellow
Hockey puck, but actually it comes
From the Japanese phrase paku-paku
Which means to flap ones mouth open
And closed. They changed it over here
Because Puck-Man is too easy to
Vandalize. You know, scratch out the P
And turn it into an F or whatever?
Knives flips over Scott's back in a COMBO move

KNIVES CHAU
Ohmigod, like...wow

SCOTT
Yeah. Wow
The game ends. CONTINUE appears, counting down: 10...9...8...
Scott looks at Knives. She digs for quarters

KNIVES CHAU
Oh, I got it!

Scott and Knives leave a pizza joint, slices in hand

KNIVES CHAU
Tamara is into this Korean guy
Bobby, but everyone thinks Bobby
Has a crush on Mina

SCOTT
I thought Derek and Tamara had a
Mutual like-each-other thing going
What happened?

A13 INT. THE GOODWILL - DAY A13

Scott and Knives shop for T-shirts. Hangers click in time

KNIVES CHAU
I don't listen to much music. I
Know a lot of kids who play piano
Or whatever, but you guys ROCK

SCOTT
I knew I personally rocked, but I
Never suspected that we rocked as a
Unit. Thank you, Knives

13 INT. SONIC BOOM (RECORD STORE) - DAY 13

Scott and Knives flip through records in perfect sync

KNIVES CHAU
I mean, you guys are gonna be HUGE

SCOTT
Well, we're already pretty big. But
It might be cool if cool people
Wore our T-shirt
Knives speaks to a female clerk, surly with tats and specs:

"JULIE, 22, STILLS' GIRLFRIEND, RATING: WHAT IS HER PROBLEM?"

KNIVES CHAU
Excuse me, do you have anything by
'The Clash At Demonhead'?

JULIE
Have you tried the section marked
'The Clash At Demonhead'?

SCOTT
Thank you, Julie

JULIE
Are you coming to my party Friday
Or will you be busy babysitting?

SCOTT
Thank you, Julie

(TO KNIVES)
You don't want to listen to her

SCOTT (CONT'D)
And you definitely don't want to
Listen to them
Scott puts The Clash at Demonhead CD back in the rack

KNIVES CHAU
Oh, I heart them so much

SCOTT
I hearted them too until they signed
To a major label and the singer turned
Into a total bitch and ruined my life
But that's just me

KNIVES CHAU
(OBLIVIOUS)
Envy Adams is sooo cool. Do you
Read her blog?

SCOTT
Sorry, you were saying about me?

14 EXT. SNOWY TORONTO STREET - DAY 14

Scott and Knives amble down a snow covered sidewalk

KNIVES CHAU
I mean, I've...I've never gone out
With someone so talented

SCOTT
You go out with a lot of guys?

KNIVES CHAU
...no

SCOTT
Yeah, so whatever, man!

KNIVES CHAU
I've never even kissed a guy
Knives blushes and looks at the ground. Scott hugs her

SCOTT
Me neither

15 EXT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - DAY 15

Scott and Knives walk up to the front of Wallace's apartment

KNIVES CHAU
So this is your secret lair? Can I
Come in?

SCOTT
My secret lair is one of those 'no
Girls allowed' deals

KNIVES CHAU
Oh, okay

SCOTT
But do you want to see the house
Where I grew up?

KNIVES CHAU
Sure
They literally walk across the street to a small house

SCOTT
Here you go

KNIVES CHAU
Wow

SCOTT
Yeah. Wow
Wind blows. The light snowfall turns into sand...

16 EXT. THE DREAM DESERT - HOTTEST DAY 16

...Scott wanders alone through a barren land. He falls to his
Knees next to a lonely cactus
SCOTT
Oh God...so...so alone
A MYSTERIOUS GIRL rollerblades across the shifting sands. She
Wears fishnets, an army jacket, skirt and goggles. Her pink
Hair is funky but cool. She is hotter than the desert sun

< b>MYSTERIOUS GIRL
You're not alone. You're just
Having some idiotic dream

SCOTT
Does that mean we can make out?
But she's gone...

17 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - ? 17

...SCOTT WAKES UP, sitting up in the FUTON

SCOTT
Oh God...
Wallace wakes up to the left of Scott, rubbing his eyes

WALLACE
What is it, Scott?

SCOTT
I had this totally weird dream

OTHER VOICE
Oh God

WALLACE
What is it, Scott?
A scruffy, goateed guy wakes right between Scott and Wallace:

"OTHER SCOTT, 22, WALLACE'S BOYFRIEND? FUN FACT: GUY CURIOUS"

OTHER SCOTT
Can we skip the dreamtime? Color me
Not interested

SCOTT
But there was this girl...

WALLACE
Girl?

OTHER SCOTT
Was this an Envy related dream?

WALLACE
We don't use the E-word in this house

SCOTT
No, it wasn't her. It was somebody new...

OTHER SCOTT
Yay for that
Other Scott goes back to sleep. Wallace rubs his eyes

WALLACE
Speaking of new, weren't you
Supposed to take your fake high
School girlfriend to the library a
Half-hour ago?

SCOTT
What? It's like, six in the morning
Scott opens the bathroom door. Sunlight ignites the room

SCOTT (CONT'D)
Arrrrgh!

KNIVES CHAU
What's wrong?

Scott is noticeably taller than all the teens in the library
He carries a stack of books for Knives
SCOTT
Libraries remind me of grade school

KNIVES CHAU
That must seem like a reeeeally
Long time ago

SCOTT
Uh. Let's talk about something else
The hiss of ball bearings catches Scott's attention. He
Freezes as he sees THE ROLLERBLADING GIRL FROM HIS DREAM
Skating towards the desk in SEXALICIOUS SLOW MOTION

KNIVES CHAU
Do you know that girl?
The Rollerblading Girl delivers a package from AMAZON.CA to
The librarian. Scott's gaze follows the GIRL as she blades
Out of the library. Pensive guitar underscores his thoughts

KNIVES CHAU
Scott?
Scott continues to stare at the girl. Time slows to a crawl

STEPHEN STILLS (O.S.)

SCOTT!

19 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' HOUSE - EVENING 19

Scott stands in the rehearsal room, head still in the clouds

STEPHEN STILLS
You only played one note for that
Entire song

SCOTT
It was...uh...my hand slipped

KIM PINE
Is your girlfriend distracting you?

SCOTT
My girlfriend?
A meek Knives sits next to Young Neil on the couch

KNIVES CHAU
I'll... I'll be quieter

STEPHEN STILLS
Let's do that one again

SCOTT
Sorry, what are we doing?

20 EXT. TORONTO RESIDENTIAL STREET - NIGHT 20

STEPHEN STILLS
I told you like fifty times!

Scott, Kim Pine, Stephen Stills and Young Neil walk down an
Icy Toronto street. Scott's head is still in the clouds

KIM PINE
We're going to this party, retard

SCOTT
Party?

YOUNG NEIL
At Julie's

SCOTT
Ugh. I thought you guys split

STEPHEN STILLS
We did. But, you know, there may be
Some label guys there, so...

SCOTT
Aw, man. This is going to suck

KIM PINE
At least it will give us something
To complain about

SCOTT
Awww maaan...

21 INT. JULIE'S HOUSE - NIGHT 21

A bored Scott stands next to Young Neil in a very crowded
House party. Both have red plastic cups in hand

SCOTT
...this sucks

YOUNG NEIL
Sucks

SCOTT
I'm going to go pee due to boredom
Scott exits frame

YOUNG NEIL
I have to pee

Neil sips his drink
Scott passes by COMEAU, a bespectacled hipster geek:

'˜COMEAU, 25, FUN FACT: KNOWS EVERYONE (INCLUDING YOU)'

SCOTT
Hey Comeau

COMEAU
Hey Scott. Some party huh? You
Gettin' your drink on?

INTEGRATED FINAL 16

21 CONTINUED: (2) 21

SCOTT
This is Coke Zero. I don't drink

COMEAU
You don't drink? I remember you
Getting ridiculously drunk off two
G&T's one time and-

SCOTT

(QUICKLY)
Comeau, you know everyone, right?

COMEAU
Pretty much

SCOTT
Do you know this one girl with hair
Like this?
Scott sketches an incomprehensible drawing of Ramona

COMEAU
Yeah man. Ramona Flowers. Someone
Said she was coming tonight actually

SCOTT
WHAT?

COMEAU
You got the hots for her? I hear
She's hardcore...
Scott has already left a Scott-shaped dust cloud...

22 INT. JULIE'S HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER 22

Scott scans the party. His eyes go WIDE. He CRUSHES his
Plastic cup. There she is...playing the wall...RAMONA! Aloof
Enigmatic. Hot. Scott sidles up and stands next to her

SCOTT
Hey, what's up?

RAMONA
Nothing

SCOTT
Hey, you know Pacman?

RAMONA
I know of him
Scott begins to babble

(CONTINUED)

SCOTT
Well you know Pac-Man was
Originally Puckman but not because
Pac-Man looks like a hockey puck
And paku-paku-paku means flapping
Your mouth and they changed it
Because if you scratch out the "P"
And turn it into an "F'? You know?
Like...

RAMONA
Yeah that's amazing

SCOTT
Um...am I dreaming?
Ramona looks at Scott blankly. He slowly skulks away

SCOTT (CONT'D)
I'll leave you alone forever now

"THEN HE STALKED HER FOR THE REST OF THE PARTY..."
Series of quick shots as Scott follows Ramona. He ducks
Around corners, spies from behind a much bigger dude. Ramona Leaves the party

Scott grabs a startled Young Neil

SCOTT
DUDE!

YOUNG NEIL
WHA?

SCOTT
SHE'S TOTALLY REAL!

YOUNG NEIL
WHO!?

STEPHEN STILLS
RAMONA FLOWERS!

YOUNG NEIL
WHUH?

JUMP CUT. Scott RUNS towards Comeau

SCOTT
DUDE. What do you know about Ramona
Flowers?!

COMEAU
All I know is she's American

SCOTT
(EXOTICALLY)
American...

COMEAU
But you should talk to Sandra and

MONIQUE-

"SANDRA AND MONIQUE, 24, TWO GIRLS COMEAU KNOWS"

SCOTT
LADYDUDES! What do you know about
Ramona Flowers?

MONIQUE
I think she has a boyfriend

SANDRA
Some guy back in New York

MONIQUE
Doesn't she have the most
Ridiculous name?

SANDRA
I know. It's so 'œRamona Quimby
Aged 8' and yet...Flowers
The girls laugh. Scott does not

SCOTT
Yeah. What else?
JUMP CUT through a FLURRY OF FACES as Scott asks everyone

ABOUT RAMONA:

PARTYGOER #1
I heard she kicks all kind of ass

PARTYGOER #2
She's on another level

PARTYGOER #3
She's got men dying at her feet

PARTYGOER #4
She's got some battle scars

PARTYGOER #5
Not to be entered into lightly
We end on the surly JULIE (the rude clerk) who steps in front
Of Scott, arms crossed. Stephen Stills is with her

JULIE
What about Ramona Flowers?

SCOTT
You know her? Tell me. Now

JULIE
She just moved here. Got a job with
Amazon. Comes into my work

SCOTT
Does she really?

STEPHEN STILLS
Didn't you say she just broke up
With someone, Jools?

SCOTT
Did she really?

STEPHEN STILLS
That they had a huge fight or whatever?

SCOTT
Did they reeeally?

JULIE
...yes. But I didn't want Scott to
Know that, Stephen

SCOTT
Yeah, I don't know what it is about
That girl, she just-

JULIE
Scott, I forbid you from hitting on
Ramona. Even if you haven't had a
Real girlfriend in over a year-

STEPHEN STILLS
Hey whoa, whoa. Scott's mourning
Period is officially over. He's
Totally dating a high schooler

JULIE
Dating a high schooler is the
Mourning period

STEPHEN STILLS
She's got a point

SCOTT
I thought you guys broke up

JULIE
I don't want you scaring off the
Coolest girl at my party Scott. We
All know you're a total lady killer
Wannabe jerky jerkSCOTT
That's garbage! Completely untrue

JULIE
That time with Lisa-

SCOTT
Misunderstanding

JULIE
That time with Hollie-

SCOTT
Not what it looked like!

JULIE
That time you dumped Kim for-

SCOTT
Hey, me and Kim are all good now
SCOTT looks to KIM. We hear the sound of arctic winds

JULIE
Whatever, Ramona is out of your
League, let's leave it at that

JULIE (CONT'D)
And anyway, I'm not even sure she
Really did have a big breakup. She
Keeps mentioning some guy named
Gideon

SCOTT
(NOT LISTENING)
Yeah, I don't know what it is about
That girl, she just-

JULIE
Forget it Scott!!!

23 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 23

Scott lies on the futon, WIDE awake. Wallace storms in

WALLACE
Guess who's druuunk?

SCOTT
I guess Wallace

WALLACE
You guess right
Wallace flops onto the futon, landing next to Scott

SCOTT
So, that girl. From my dream

WALLACE
Girl. Okay...

SCOTT
I saw her at the library...

WALLACE
Library...can I pretend we're
Talking about a guy?

SCOTT
So then I'm at this party, and hey!
There she is

WALLACE
There he is

SCOTT
I think she's...

WALLACE
You think he's...

SCOTT
I think she's the girl of my dreams

WALLACE
Mmm. Then you should break up with
Your fake high school girlfriend

SCOTT
I've never been so sure about
Something

WALLACE
Then you should break up with your
Fake high school girlfriend

SCOTT
What's that?

WALLACE
Break...up...fake...high
School...girlfriend...

SCOTT
I'm not getting it, friend
Wallace drifts off. RINGY RING! Scott answers. INTERCUT with
STACEY sitting on a bus on her cellphone

STACEY
You're thinking of juggling two chicks!?

SCOTT
Not even!

STACEY
Well, you should break up with your
Fake high school girlfriend

SCOTT
Wait. Who told you?

STACEY
Duh. Wallace

SCOTT
He's not even conscious!

STACEY
Whatever. You of all people should know
How sucky it is to get cheated on

SCOTT
Don't you have a job to do?

STACEY
You're right. I should send out a
Mass text about this. Bye
Scott looks to Wallace, who is out cold, cellphone in hand

(CONTINUED)

SCOTT
Wallace, how do you do that?
HARD CUT to MORNING LIGHT filling the room!

SCOTT (O.S.)

WALLACE!
Wallace sits bolt upright. Scott sits at Wallace's computer

SCOTT (CONT'D)
Amazon.ca. What's the website for that?

WALLACE
...Amazon.ca

SCOTT
Awesome! I have to order something
Reeeally cool

COMPUTER
"You've got mail!"
SCOTT
Dude! This thing claims I have mail!

WALLACE
It's amazing what they can do with
Computers these days

SCOTT
Dude! Now I'm reading it!

WALLACE
I'm so happy for you

SCOTT
"Dear Mr. Pilgrim, It has come to
My attention that we will be
Fighting soon. My name is Matthew
Patel, and I'm" blah blah 'œfair
Warning' blah blah...hmm. This
Is...this is...THIS IS...!!!

WALLACE

WHAT?!

SCOTT
This is boring. Delete!
CLICK.' Scott walks to the front door. Moments pass

WALLACE
Scott. Are you waiting for the
Package you just ordered?

SCOTT
Maybe

WALLACE
It's the weekend. It won't ship
Until Monday at the earliest

DINGY DONG
Scott JUMPS to his feet

SCOTT
You were saying?
Scott opens the door. It's KNIVES CHAU!

SCOTT
Heyyy...

KNIVES CHAU
Attack hug!
Knives smothers Scott

SCOTT
Attack hug. That's cute
He plasters on his best fake smile

KNIVES CHAU
Remember you were supposed to meet
Me at the bus stop a half-hour ago?

SCOTT
How could I possibly forget?

24 INT. SONIC BOOM - DAY 24

Scott and Knives flip through the record bins, out of sync

KNIVES CHAU
Yearbook club is getting SO boring
I cannot believe the music they put
On while we work

SCOTT
That's sucky

25 INT. THE GOODWILL - DAY 25

Knives buys a hip and trendy jacket. Scott sits on a couch
Next to the DO NOT SIT sign, still distracted

KNIVES CHAU
Hannah broke up with Alan and now
She's all into Derek...

SCOTT
Uh huh

26 EXT. PIZZA PIZZA - DAY 26

Scott and Knives walk out of a pizza joint. Knives chows down
On a slice. Scott doesn't eat, his thoughts elsewhere

KNIVES CHAU
...but Tamara claims she has dibs
On Derek

SCOTT
I tell ya'

Scott and Knives play NINJA NINJA REVOLUTION, side by side
Scott plays halfheartedly, his timing off

KNIVES CHAU
Combo!
Knives goes to flip over Scott, but he messes up. THE MIRROR
IMAGE of Scott's videogame avatar appears on screen

KNIVES CHAU
Uh oh, NegaNinja
NEGANINJA - squares up against Scott's avatar

SCOTT
I can never get past that guy
Scott has his little videogame head cut off. The 'œCONTINUE?'
Countdown comes up...10...9...8...

KNIVES CHAU
Do you want to keep going?
Scott takes a long look at Knives

SCOTT
Um, I think...I think...
Scott takes a deep breath. This is never easy. 3...2...1...

28 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' HOUSE - EVENING 28

STEPHEN STILLS
Game on, everybody. Game. On
An excited Stills addresses Sex Bob-Omb. Scott tunes his
Bass, alone by the window, staring out

STEPHEN STILLS
I got us a show

KNIVES CHAi
OH MY GOSH WHEN?!
Knives BURSTS into frame. Scott winces

STEPHEN STILLS
Wednesday, The Rockit. And even
Better? It's the T.I.B.B

KNIVES CHAU
The Toronto International Battle of
The Bands?!

STEPHEN STILLS
S'right. This guy at work was like
"Steve, do you know anyone in a
Band?" and I was like 'œI'm in a
Band' and he was like 'œYou're in a
Band?' and I was like 'œYeah I'm
Totally in a band'-

KIM PINE
Great story, man

KNIVES CHAU
Is there a prize or something?!

STEPHEN STILLS
Only a record deal with G-man Graves!

SCOTT
What? Who?

KNIVES CHAU
You don't know?

STEPHEN STILLS
Indie Producer of the millennium?!

SCOTT
Oh

YOUNG NEIL
Whoa
Stills gestures to Knives' home-made Sex Bob-Omb T-shirt

STEPHEN STILLS
If we win...it won't just be Knives
Wearing a Sex Bob-Omb shirt. It'll
Be the cool kids too
Knives can barely contain herself. She grabs Scott

KNIVES CHAU
I will do everything I can to get
Out of study group and come

SCOTT
Sure. Great
We follow Scott as he walks in a daze to the bathroom

KNIVES CHAU (O.S.)
Oh my gosh, who are you battling?

STEPHEN STILLS (O.S.)
Crash and the Boys

YOUNG NEIL (O.S.)
That one band with Crash? And
Those Boys?

KIM PINE
Yeah that's the one

YOUNG NEIL
I hate them!

KNIVES CHAU (O.S.)
Oh my gosh, I hate them too!

STEPHEN STILLS (O.S.)
Yeah, they suc

29 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' HOUSE, BATHROOM - EVENING 29

Scott pees in a state of dreamy reverie. The PEE BAR above
His head slowly reduces. He stares at himself in the mirror
Scott exits the bathroom, entering...

30 INT. DREAM HIGH SCHOOL - ? 30

...a long, empty HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY. Scott's footsteps echo
As he moves towards a classroom door with a STAR on it...
RAMONA FLOWERS bursts through the door, skating past Scott
And down the hall, PACKAGE from AMAZON clutched in her hand
Scott runs after her, around a corner, down a row of LOCKERS
Leading to...the outside of WALLACE'S APARTMENT???

31 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - MORNING 31

Scott LEAPS out of the futon and RUNS towards the front door
THROWING IT OPEN and startling Ramona Flowers just as she
Presses the doorbell. DINGY DONG...

SCOTT
Hi, um, I was thinking about asking
You out, but then I realized how
Stupid that would be

(BEAT)
Do you want to go out sometime?

RAMONA
Um, no, that's okay. You just have
To sign for this alright?

SCOTT
I just woke up, and you were in my
Dream. I dreamt you were delivering
Me this package. Is that weird?

RAMONA
It's not weird at allSCOTT
It's not?

RAMONA
No, it's just like, you've got this
Really convenient subspace highway
Running through your head that I
Like to use. It's like three miles
In fifteen seconds

SCOTT
Right...

(CONTINUED)

RAMONA
Oh yeah. I forgot you guys don't
Have that in Canada

SCOTT
You don't remember me do you? I met
You at the party the other day

RAMONA
Were you the Pac-Man guy?

SCOTT
No. Not even. That was some total
Ass. I was the other guy. You're
Ramona Flowers right?

RAMONA
That's meSCOTT
So, you're like American?

RAMONA
Why, am I coming off as rude?

SCOTT
Not at all. Noooooo...
Scott stands in awe of Ramona. She gives him a pen

RAMONA
You know...you need to sign for
This. Whatever this is?SCOTT
It's something really cool. You'd
Be impressed

RAMONA
You still have to sign

SCOTT
But if I sign for it, you'll leave

RAMONA
Yeah. That's how it works

SCOTT
Okay well, can we just maybe just
Hang out sometime? Get to know each
Other? You're the new kid on the
Block, right? I've lived here
Forever. I mean...there are reasons
For you to hang out with me?

RAMONA
You're all over the place

SCOTT
You are like...my dream girl

RAMONA
I need to find a new route

SCOTT
Either that or you need to start
Hanging out with me

RAMONA
You want me to hang out with you?

SCOTT
Um...you know...if that's cool

RAMONA
If I say yes, will you sign for
Your damn package?
Scott finally signs on the dotted line. And throws the
Package straight in the trash

SCOTT
Done. So, yeah. Eight o'clock?

Scott finds Ramona waiting at the top of some stairs in the
Park. The Toronto skyline gleams in the night behind them
SCOTT
Why are you just standing there?

RAMONA
Dude, I'm totally waiting on you

SCOTT
Sorry, I just assumed you were too
Cool to be on time

RAMONA
Well. You assumed wrong

SCOTT
So what do you want to do? We could
Get a slice at Pizza Pizza or flip
Through some records at Sonic Boom
Oh, or there's this awesome game
Called Ninja Ninja Revolution at-

RAMONA
I'm not into simulated violence

SCOTT
I'm cool with whatever you want to do

RAMONA
This is good
Scott and Ramona trudge through the snow in the empty park

SCOTT
This is good. So how'd you end up in
Toronto?

RAMONA
Just needed to escape I guess

SCOTT
Oh yeah?

RAMONA
I got this job here. And Gideon had
Always said Toronto was one of the
Great cities so...

SCOTT
Is Gideon...is he your boyfriend?

RAMONA
He's...a friend

SCOTT
Was he your boyfriend?

RAMONA
Do you mind if we don't get into
That right now?

SCOTT
It's so not interesting to me
They sit on some swings in the park

RAMONA
So what about you? What do you do?

SCOTT
I'm between jobs

RAMONA
Between what and what?

SCOTT
My last job is a long story filled
With sighs

RAMONA
I know plenty of those

SCOTT
Is that why you left New York?

RAMONA
Pretty much. It was time to head
Somewhere a little more chilled

SCOTT
Well, it's certainly chilled here

RAMONA
Yeah
Uh. Chilled as in cold

RAMONA
Yeah

SCOTT
I'm totally obsessed with you

RAMONA
I didn't mean to get you obsessed

SCOTT
I just haven't been obsessed with a
Girl for a long time. It's weird

RAMONA
That's probably because you sleep
With a guy

SCOTT
Um...

RAMONA
I was guessing from your apartment
But you totally do!

SCOTT
It's... we're just poor! We can't
Afford two beds! We're not gay!
Actually... no... Wallace is pretty
Gay

RAMONA
Dude, relax. I believe you. You're
Too desperate to be gay

SCOTT
I feel so stupid

RAMONA
Aw... you're probably not that
Stupid
Laughing, Ramona hops off her swing

SCOTT (CONT'D)
I'm... mostly stupid

RAMONA
Well, you're definitely stupid if
You want to go out with me

SCOTT
Exactly, yeah
The snowfall gets heavier

RAMONA
This is ridiculous. Isn't it like April?

SCOTT
Yeah. I can barely see you. This whole
Thing is an unmitigated disaster

RAMONA
I think 'act of God' is a pretty
Decent excuse for a lousy date

SCOTT
So this is a 'date', eh?

RAMONA
Did I say 'date'? Slip of the tongue

SCOTT
Tongue...
The snow gets heavier still. Ramona walks away

RAMONA
Anyway, night's not over yet. I think
There's a thingy up here somewhere

SCOTT
A thingy?

RAMONA
A door

SCOTT
A door? I... I... I can't see you
I'm blind. Help me

A door with a STAR on it appears out of the whiteness. Ramona Opens the door
Scott and Ramona fall into blackness...

35 INT. RAMONA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 35

Scott shivers at the kitchen table of Ramona's cozy, girl
Friendly apartment. He watches as she slips out of her coat

RAMONA
What kind of tea do you want?

SCOTT
There's more than one kind?

RAMONA
We have blueberry, raspberry
Ginseng, sleepytime, green tea, green
Tea with lemon, green tea with lemon
And honey, liver disaster, ginger
With honey, ginger without honey
Vanilla almond, white truffle
Blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut
Constant comment and earl grey

SCOTT
Did you make some of those up?

RAMONA
I think I'll have sleepytime

SCOTT
That sounds good to me

RAMONA
Let me get you a blanket

SCOTT
That would actually be awesome
Ramona exits. After a moment alone, Scott ventures upstairs
He wanders towards a half open door. Pushing it open, he
Finds Ramona in her bedroom in her bra and skirt

RAMONA
Dude! I'm changing
Scott covers his eyes and our screen goes BLACK

SCOTT (O.S.)
AAAH! Sorry, I'm just...cold!RAMONA (O.S.)
Here, does this help?SCOTT (O.S.)
That's...very warm. What is that?

35 CONTINUED: 35
Scott opens his eyes to see Ramona hugging him

SCOTT
Ohh...kay
They look into each others eyes...camera circles Scott and
Ramona as they begin an awesome make out session. Scott
Imagines himself soundtracking the kiss with a slinky bassline
Ramona breaks off, smiling. Scott is in heaven
SCOTT
Were you..were you just going to
Bring the blanket from your bed?

RAMONA
I guess...

SCOTT
Maybe...maybe we should both get
Under it...since we're so cold

RAMONA
Well...what about our tea?

SCOTT
I can...not have tea
The slinky bassline continues as Ramona takes her skirt off
Revealing black panties to complement black bra. Scott takes
His shirt off. They tumble onto the bed and make out. Then-

RAMONA
I changed my mind

SCOTT
Changed it to what? From what?

RAMONA
I don't want to have sex with you
Pilgrim. Not right now

SCOTT
Ohh...kay

RAMONA
It's not like I'm gonna send you
Home in a snowstorm or anything
You can sleep in my bed. And I
Reserve the right to change my mind
About the sex later
Ramona curls up next to Scott

SCOTT
This is cool, just this. It's been
Like a really long time, and this
Is...I think I needed this
Whatever this is. So, thanks

RAMONA
You're welcome
They exchange a smile. Then without warning we jump cut to -

36 INT. RAMONA'S ROOM - MORNING 36

DAYLIGHT! Scott awakens. Ramona is gone. An arrow points to
The empty spot in the bed next to him

'NO RAMONA'
Another arrow point out that-

'œSHE'S IN THE SHOWER'
Ramona steps out of the bathroom in a towel. Scott relaxes

RAMONA
I have to work

SCOTT
Work?

RAMONA
You have to leave

37 EXT. RAMONA'S APARTMENT - MORNING 37

Ramona skates towards the front gate, Scott walking next to
Her. WAIST DEEP SNOW covers the roads and sidewalks

SCOTT
Hey, can this not be a one night
Stand? For one thing, I didn't even
Get any...that was a joke

RAMONA
What did you have in mind?

SCOTT
Umm...oh, come to the first round
Of this battle of the bands thing

RAMONA
(TOTALLY UNIMPRESSED)
You have a band?

SCOTT
Yeah, we're terrible. Please come

RAMONA
Sure
37 CONTINUED: (2) 37
Ramona shrugs and ROLLERBLADES through the snow...(somehow)

SCOTT
Wait! Can I get your number?
SSSSHHHOOP! Ramona skids to a stop, right back next to Scott
She hands him a note. '˜RAMONA FLOWERS, 212 664-7665, xxxxxxx'˜

SCOTT
Wow, girl number
Scott looks back up. Ramona is already skating far, far away

RAMONA
See you at the show, Scott Pilgrim

SCOTT
Oh, hey! It's tonight...At The-

38 INT. THE ROCKIT - NIGHT 38

'œTHE ROCKIT, FUN FACT: THIS PLACE IS A TOILET'
Ramona wades through a grungy venue under the stare of young
Hipsters, reaching Scott at the bar. He stands with Wallace
And Stacey. She holds hands with a guy wearing glasses

SCOTT
You totally came!

RAMONA
Yes. I did totally come
Scott is so amazed at her presence, his social skills vanish

STACEY
Excuse my brother. He's chronically
Enfeebled. I'm Stacey

RAMONA
Hey

STACEY
And this is Wallace, his room-mate

WALLACE
Hey

STACEY
And this is my boyfriend Jimmy

WALLACE
(staring at Jimmy)
Heyyy

STACEY
And this is Knives, Scott's-
Scott goes white. He didn't even see Knives come in

SCOTT

HEYYYYYYYY!

KNIVES CHAU
Hey
Knives pecks Scott on the cheek. He pushes her away. Knives
Looks kinda sexy, wearing makeup and new clothes

KNIVES CHAU
Do you like?

SCOTT
I...uh...
LEONE STAREDOWNS all around. Stacey stares at Scott. Knives
And Ramona stare at each other. Wallace stares at Jimmy

SCOTT (CONT'D)
Have. To. Go
Scott scurries off. We hear feedback from a mic onstage

PROMOTER
This next band are from Brampton
And they are Crash And The Boys

39 INT. THE ROCKIT, BACKSTAGE - CONTINUOUS 39

Scott runs backstage to see Stills obsessively flipping
Through a chart with hand drawn stats of their rival band

STEPHEN STILLS
This is a nightmare. Is this a
Nightmare? Wake up, wake up, wake up

KIM
Once we're on stage you'll be fine

STILLS
We were just on stage. For sound
Check. The sound guy hated us

SCOTT
It's just nerves! Pre-show jitters
People love us. Right?
Scott sounds less than convincing. He looks up at Ramona and
Knives sitting with Wallace, Jimmy and Stacey in the BALCONY

Crash and The Boys tune up. A drunk Wallace turns to Jimmy

WALLACE
Jimmy. Do they rock or suck?

JIMMY
They...haven't started playing yet

WALLACE
That was a test, Jimmy. You passedCRASH
Good evening. I am Crash, and these
Are the Boys

WALLACE
IS THAT GIRL A BOY, TOO?

CRASH
Yes
TRASHA, 8 year old girl drummer, gives Wallace the finger

A41 INT. THE ROCKIT, BACKSTAGE - CONTINUOUS A41

Sex Bob-omb peer at the band from offstage. Kim glowers

KIM PINE
They have a girl drummer?

B41 INT. THE ROCKIT, STAGE - CONTINUOUS B41

CRASH
This is called "I am so sad. I am
So very very sad." And it goes a
Little something like this
Crash and the Boys play a whole song in .04 seconds

CRASH
Thank you
Wallace yells from the balcony

WALLACE

IT'S NOT A RACE, GUYS!

CRASH
This song is for the guy who keeps
Yelling from the balcony, and it's
Called "We Hate You, Please Die."

WALLACE
Sweet! I love this one!

STEPHEN STILLS
These guys are good. Are these guys
Good?
Kim Pine scowls harder than ever

STEPHEN STILLS
These guys are good

CRASH
This is called "Last Song Kills
Audience". It'll be our last song
Tonight and your last song EVER...
Sound explodes from the stage. The audience are stunned

Stills paces backstage as the others watch the band

STEPHEN STILLS
How are we supposed to follow this?
We're not going to win, we're not
Gonna sign with G-Man and we'll
Never play opening night at the
Chaos Theatre

(FREAKING OUT)

GODDAMN IT SCOTT, WILL YOU STOP

JUST STANDING THERE, YOU'RE

FREAKING ME OUT!

44 INT. THE ROCKIT, BALCONY - CONTINUOUS 44

As Crash And The Boys climax, Stacey turns to Ramona

STACEY
So, how do you know Scott?

RAMONA
He's...um. He's a friend

STACEY
Hard for me to keep track
Sometimes. He has so many friends
Ramona arches an eyebrow. Stacey turns to Knives and Tamara

STACEY
So Knives, how did you meet Scott?

Scott looks up into the balcony, sees Stacey talking to
Knives. He turns around and slaps Stephen Stills in the face
SCOTT
We gotta play now and loud!

46 INT. THE ROCKIT, BALCONY - CONTINUOUS 46

Stacey and Ramona listen intently to Knives' story

KNIVES CHAU
Well, I was on the bus with my Mom-
Knives freezes, staring at the stage

RAMONA
Is that seriously the end of the story?

KNIVES CHAU
OH MY GOSH, they're on!

47 INT. THE ROCKIT, STAGE - CONTINUOUS 47

ONSTAGE: A DISHEVELED PROMOTER walks to the mic

PROMOTER
This next band is from Toronto
And...yeah. So give it up for
Sex...Bob-Omb?
SEX BOB-OMB walk on. Wallace and Knives give the only cheers

STEPHEN STILLS
Scott...you ready?
Scott nods vigorously

STEPHEN STILLS
Kim...you rea-

KIM PINE

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB. ONE, TWO...
ANGLE on Knives. She faints in the excitement

KIM PINE (CONT'D)

THREE, FOUR!
Sex Bob-omb rock out, barely into the first verse when a
Chunk of ceiling CRASHES down and a SPINDLY INDIAN HIPSTER
KID DIVES HEAD FIRST through the hole, finger pointed at
Scott as he sails towards the stage!

MATTHEW PATEL lands onstage and glares at Scott through a
Lopsided fringe. He wears an evil grin and a jacket that
Borders on flamboyant. He drags on a cigarette (blacked out)

MATTHEW PATEL
Mr. Pilgrim. It is I, Matthew
Patel. Consider our fight...begun!

SCOTT
What did I do?
Matthew Patel leaps in the air and sails toward Scott

SCOTT
What do I do?!

WALLACE
FIGHT!

Scott throws his bass to Young Neil and BLOCKS Patel with his
Left arm, then PUNCHES him across the floor with his right
Patel LANDS like a cat, FLIPS his fringe and GLARES at Scott

MATTHEW PATEL
Alright. Alright

WALLACE
Watch out! It's that one guy!

SCOTT
Thank you, Wallace!
Patel RUNS at Scott. Scott SPIN KICKS Patel in the chin and
Sends him flying into the air. They land in THE PIT, knocking
Hipsters down and squaring off in the resulting circle

MATTHEW PATEL
You're quite the opponent, Pilgrim

SCOTT
Who the hell are you anyway?
The LIGHTING GUY spotlights the fighters

MATTHEW PATEL
My name is Matthew Patel and I'm
Ramona's first evil ex-boyfriend!

SCOTT
You're what?

MATTHEW PATEL
Ramona's first evil ex-boyfriend!
All eyes WHIP up to Ramona...

RAMONA
Anyone need another drink?

Patel attacks Scott with spin kicks. Scott blocks. Patel
Punches. Scott blocks, then holds his hand up for a time-out

(CONTINUED)

SCOTT
We're fighting because of Ramona?

MATTHEW PATEL
Didn't you get my e-mail explaining
The situation?

SCOTT
I skimmed it

MATTHEW PATEL
You will pay for your insolence!
Patel attacks, landing kicks and punches. Scott evades and
Counter-attacks. Patel evades, then lands more punches. Scott
Jump-spins away from danger. They pause, breathing heavy

WALLACE
What's up with his outfit?

OTHER HECKLER
Yeah! Is he a pirate?
Scott looks at Patel's outfit

SCOTT
Are you a pirate?

MATTHEW PATEL
Pirates are in this year!
Patel attacks again. They exchange furious blows, until Patel
Puts Scott in a choke hold. Scott looks up to Ramona

SCOTT
You really went out with this guy?

RAMONA
Yeah, in the seventh grade
The Lighting Guy SWINGS the spotlight to Ramona in the
Balcony. We see a sketchy childlike ANIMATED FLASHBACK

RAMONA (CONT'D)
It was football season and for some
Reason, all the little jocks wanted
Me. Matthew was the only non-white
Non-jock boy in school, probably in
The entire state, so we joined
Forces and took 'em all out. We
Were one hell of a team. Nothing
Could beat Matthew's mystical
Powers. Nothing but pre-teen
Capriciousness. We only kissed
Once. After a week and a half, I
Told him to hit the showers

The spotlight swings back onto Scott and Patel

SCOTT
Dude, wait...mystical powers?
Patel levitates into the air and points at Ramona

MATTHEW PATEL
You'll pay for this, Flowers!
Patel SNAPS his fingers and launches into a BOLLYWOOD SONG!

MATTHEW PATEL (CONT'D)
If you want to fight me, you're not
The brightest. You won't know
What's hit you in the slightest
Patel levitates into the air. Four hot girls in skirts with
Fangs and bat-wings appear in the air around him

MATTHEW PATEL (CONT'D)
Me and my fireballs and my Demon
Hipster Chicks, I'm talking the
Talk because I know I'm slick
Patel and the Demon Hipster Chicks shoot FIREBALLS at Scott
He flips back onto the stage, narrowly dodging the attack

MATTHEW PATEL (CONT'D)
Fireball Girls! Take this sucker
Down
The Demon Hipster Chicks unleash more fireballs. Scott
Dodges. The house drum kit is trashed behind him

MATTHEW PATEL (CONT'D)
Let us show him what we're all
About
Scott hits the ground, dodging a third wave of fireballs
They explode Crash and the Boys in the wings

SCOTT
That doesn't even rhyme
Scott rolls across the stage, GRABS one of Kim's CYMBALS and
Throws it Captain America style. It hits Patel square in the
Eyes. POOF, the Demon Hipster Chicks vanish

MATTHEW PATEL
This is impossible, how can it be?!
Scott leaps into the air. Patel opens his eyes just in time
To see Scott Pilgrim's FIST racing towards his face

SCOTT
Open your eyes. Maybe you'll see
K.O! Scott punches Patel. He explodes into COINS. They
Clatter to the stage floor. Scott lands and picks them up

SCOTT
Sweet. Coins

48 INT. THE ROCKIT, BALCONY - CONTINUOUS 48

Ramona makes her way out fast. Passes Stacey

RAMONA
Well, it was great meeting you
Tell your gay friends I said bye

STACEY
Gay friends?
Stacey turns to see Wallace and Jimmy making out

STACEY
WALLACE?! Not again!
Ramona passes Knives, who is being resuscitated by Tamara

49 INT. THE ROCKIT, STAGE - CONTINUOUS 49

Scott picks up the coins onstage and counts them

SCOTT
Aw man. .40? That's not even
Enough for the bus home

RAMONA
I'll lend you the 30 cents
Ramona yanks Scott away. The Promotor ambles back onstage

PROMOTER
Yeah...so like, Sex Bob-Omb wins

50 INT. THE ROCKIT, BALCONY - CONTINUOUS 50

Knives is now wide awake, clapping wildly from the balcony
Her eyes scan the venue for Scott...but he is long gone

51 INT. THE BUS - NIGHT 51

SCOTT
Sooooooo...
A bemused Scott and mortified Ramona sit on the bus home

SCOTT
What was all that all about?

RAMONA
Uh, I guess...
Ramona takes a breath. Looks deep into Scott's eyes

RAMONA (CONT'D)
If we're going to date, you may
Have to defeat my seven evil ex's

SCOTT
You have seven evil ex-boyfriends?

RAMONA
Seven ex's, yes

SCOTT
So I have to fight-

RAMONA
Defeat

SCOTT
-defeat your seven evil ex's if
We're going to continue to date

RAMONA
Pretty much

SCOTT
So, what you're saying is...

(BEAT)
We are dating?

RAMONA
Uh, I guess

SCOTT
Cool. Do you want to make out?

RAMONA
Uh...
Scott kisses Ramona. The studio audience 'awwww's

52 OMITTED 52

53 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - MORNING 53

A bleary Wallace fries bacon. Scott bursts through the front
Door, a spring in his step. The studio audience applauds

WALLACE
Someone's happy

SCOTT
Well, someone got to second base
Last night. And someone has a
Second date tonight

WALLACE
Someone's lucky then

SCOTT
You know when I say '˜someone', I mean
Me, right? I got to second base last
Night...maybe first and a half
Wallace shoots a look at the idiotically upbeat Scott

SCOTT (CONT'D)
Oh, hey, I'm inviting Ramona over for
Dinner, so you can't be here tonight
I don't want you gaying up the place

WALLACE
Okay, Scott. But in return I have
To issue an ultimatum

SCOTT
One of your famous ultimatums?

WALLACE
It may live in infamy...You have to
Break up with Knives. Today. Okay?
Scott huffs and helps himself to some of Wallace's bacon

SCOTT
But...but...it's HARD

WALLACE
If you don't do it, I'm going to
Tell Ramona about Knives. I swear
To God, Scott

SCOTT
But you...you're...
At this point a sleepy JIMMY wanders out of the bathroom and
Helps himself to coffee

JIMMY
Morning
Scott points bacon at Wallace accusingly

SCOTT (CONT'D)

DOUBLE STANDARD!

WALLACE
I didn't make up the gay rulebook
If you have a problem with it, take
It up with Liberace's Ghost

SCOTT
You're a monster

WALLACE
Now put the bacon down and go do
Your dirt while I watch the Lucas
Lee marathon on TBS Superstation

SCOTT
Who's Lucas Lee?
Wallace points to a hunky actor on the cover of NOW magazine

WALLACE
He was this pretty good skater and
Now he's this pretty good actor

WALLACE (CONT'D)
He's filming a Winifred Hailey
Movie in Toronto right now

SCOTT
They make movies in Toronto?

WALLACE
Yes. I am stalking him later

SCOTT
So, this Lucas Lee-

WALLACE
Lucas Lee is not important to you
Right now! Get out

SCOTT
You suck. Surprising no one
Scott grumbles off. Wallace turns the television way up. We
See Lucas Lee on a payphone in some crummy thriller

LUCAS LEE (ON TV)
Listen close and listen hard
Bucko. The next click is me hanging
Up. The one after that...is me
Pulling the trigger

54 EXT. PAYPHONE ON BUSY STREET - DAY 54

A shivering and annoyed Scott dials the payphone

SCOTT
Oh, hey, Knives. Um, do you want
To, like, talk or whatever?

KNIVES CHAU (O.S.)
Are you wearing a tan jacket? Like
A spring jacket? And a hoodie?

SCOTT
Ummm...
Scott checks what he's wearing. SPOOKY MUSIC underscores

KNIVES CHAU (O.S.)
And a dorky hat?!

SCOTT
It's not dorky! Why are you psychic?
A beaming Knives knocks on the payphone glass

SCOTT (CONT'D)
Oh. Uh...okay. Hi

INTEGRATED FINAL 47

55 INT. SONIC BOOM - DAY 55

The SPOOKY MUSIC continues on in the record store
Scott is on edge as Knives geeks over a standee for THE CLASH
AT DEMONHEAD: it features sultry blonde singer ENVY ADAMS
Posing and the rest of the band shrouded in shadow and mist

KNIVES CHAU
I can't believe they're coming to
Town. Will you take me to the show?

SCOTT
Yeah, listen-
The SPOOKY MUSIC gets louder, pounding inside Scott's head

KNIVES CHAU
Oh, hey, I wanted to invite you
Over for dinner

SCOTT
Like, Chinese food?

KNIVES CHAU
Yeah

SCOTT
Hmm. It's not my favorite

KNIVES CHAU
Yeah. Well, to meet my parents
It's my birthday dinner

SCOTT
Uh...I think that's a really bad
Idea. Like, really, just so bad

KNIVES CHAU
No, it's okay. Why?

SCOTT
Well I mean, I'm too old for you!

KNIVES CHAU
No you're not! My Dad is nine years
Older than my Mom...

SCOTT
And...and...are you even allowed to
Date outside your race or whatever?

KNIVES CHAU
I don't care. I'm in...LOVE!

55 CONTINUED: 55
Knives is so smitten, the word actually appears onscreen
Scott brushes it away. The SPOOKY MUSIC comes to a stop

SCOTT
Um, listen...I was thinking we
Should break up or whatever

KNIVES CHAU
Really?

SCOTT
Yeah...um...it's not going to work out

KNIVES CHAU
Oh...
Scott walks out, leaving Knives in the aisle

56 INT. THE BUS / RECORD STORE - DAY 56

Scott sits on the bus alone, thinking about Knives
CROSSCUT with Knives still in the record store, in shock
ON THE BUS: Scott sighs, thinks of something happier...
CROSSCUT with Ramona: rollerblading, her funky pink hair
ON THE BUS: Scott smiles, a little happier

57 INT/EXT. STEPHEN STILLS' BASEMENT - EVENING 57

Sex Bob-Omb tune up. Kim spins a drumstick in her fingers

KIM PINE
Where's Knives? Not coming tonight?

SCOTT
Oh. No. We broke up
Young Neil PAUSES his DS. Kim and Stills share a look

SCOTT (CONT'D)
OH! Check it out, I learned the
Bass line from Final Fantasy 2
Scott plays the insanely simple video game tune

KIM PINE
Scott, you are the salt of the earth

SCOTT
Aw, thanks

KIM PINE
Wait. I meant scum of the earth

SCOTT
Aw, thanks

YOUNG NEIL
You...you broke up with Knives?

SCOTT
Yeah, but don't worry, maybe you'll
Meet my new new girlfriend soon

YOUNG NEIL
Newnew
Kim mimes shooting herself. Stills unplugs Scott's amp

STEPHEN STILLS
Okay! From here on out, no
GIRLFRIENDS or GIRLFRIEND talk at
Practice, whether they're old, new
Or new-new. We were lucky to
Survive that last round. This is
Sudden death now. Okay?

SCOTT
Okay!

DINGY DONG...

SCOTT (CONT'D)
That's for me
Scott opens the door to see Ramona, now sporting BLUE HAIR

SCOTT (CONT'D)
Hey...you're here?

RAMONA
Yes. Like you said. Is it not cool?
Scott ushers her in, weirded out by this hair development

SCOTT
You know your hair?

RAMONA
I know of it

SCOTT
It's all blue

RAMONA
Yeah. I just dyed it. Are you going
To introduce me?

SCOTT
Oh yeah, this is Stephen Stills
Young Neil, that's... Kim

RAMONA
Hey everyone
Everyone mumbles back. Scott still stares at Ramona's hair

SCOTT
Is it weird not being pink anymore?

RAMONA
I change my hair every week and a
Half, dude. Get used to it
(to Sex Bob-Omb)
So...uh...how do you guys all know
Each other?

YOUNG NEIL
High school, I guess?

STEPHEN STILLS
What Neil said

YOUNG NEIL
I'm Neil

KIM PINE
Believe it or not, I actually dated
Scott in high school

RAMONA
Got any embarassing stories?

KIM PINE
Yeah. He's an idiot
Scott fake laughs. Starts ushering Ramona out again

SCOTT
Okay. Cool. See you guys tomorrow

STEPHEN STILLS
Uh, what about rehearsal?

SCOTT
Neil knows my parts

YOUNG NEIL

(TO STILLS)
I'm Neil

58 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 58

Ramona lounges, reading a magazine. A tense Scott hurries
Around the kitchen area, preparing food as Wallace looks on

WALLACE
Are you doing okay there?

SCOTT
Yeah, good. Good
Ramona goes to the bathroom. Scott drops the act

SCOTT
She changed her hair

WALLACE
So? It looks nice blue

SCOTT
I know, but she changed it without
Even making a big deal about it
She's spontaneous. Impulsive
Fickle. Oh my god, what do I do?

WALLACE
I can't believe you were worried
About me gaying up the place
Ramona returns. Wallace pulls on a jacket

RAMONA
How's dinner coming along?

SCOTT
Yeah, good. Good

WALLACE
I'll leave you lovebirds to it. I'm
Heading up to Casa Loma to stalk my
Hetero crush
Scott stops Wallace at the door, with a panicked whisper

SCOTT
Don't go

WALLACE
Will you man the hell up? You could
Get to 2nd and a half base

SCOTT
You think so?

WALLACE
Well, if you strike out in the next
Hour, come find me at the Castle

SCOTT
'œIf I strike out'?

WALLACE
Okay, 'œwhen'. See you in sixty

'15 MINUTES LATER'
Ramona and Scott eat on the floor, picnic style. Scott has
Cooked garlic bread (and only garlic bread) for dinner

RAMONA
This is actually really good garlic bread

SCOTT
Garlic bread is my favorite food. I
Could honestly eat it for every
Meal. Or just all the time without
Even stopping

RAMONA
You'd get fat

SCOTT
No. Why would I get fat?

RAMONA
Bread makes you fat

SCOTT
Bread makes you FAT??

'15 MINUTES LATER'
A nervy Scott serenades Ramona on his bass guitar

SCOTT
So I wrote a song about you

RAMONA
Oh yeah?

SCOTT
Yeah, it goes like this: Ra-mona
Ra-mona, Ra-ra-ra, Mona, Ra-mona
Ra-mona, Ra-ra-ra, Mona, Ooooh

RAMONA
I can't wait to hear it when it's
Finished

SCOTT
Finished?

'15 MINUTES LATER'
Scott makes out with Ramona on the futon. Scott smiles as she
Runs her hands through his hair

RAMONA
Your hair's pretty shaggy

SCOTT

OH GOD! I NEED A HAIRCUT DON'T I?!?
Scott sits up like a shot. Ramona is taken aback

RAMONA
What?

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 53

58 CONTINUED: (4) 58

SCOTT
Ha. No, sorry. It's just that I
Got... I got a bad haircut right
Before me and my big ex broke up. But
It's so long ago, I can barely
Remember it...
A deep voiced NARRATOR chimes in. Earl Jones deep

NARRATOR
Scott is acutely aware that his last
Salon haircut took place exactly 431
Days ago, three hours before his big
Breakup. He blames this largely on the
Haircut and has been cutting his own
Hair ever since

RAMONA
Sounds like a bad time

SCOTT
Not really

NARRATOR
It was

SCOTT
It was a mutual thing

NARRATOR
It wasn't

SCOTT
I mean, she told me it was mutual

NARRATOR
She dumped him. It was brutal

RAMONA
What was her name?

SCOTT
She was Nat when I knew her. But
She stopped liking that name
Then...she stopped liking me...

RAMONA
Your hair is cute. I like it long

SCOTT
But it'd be cuter short! Wouldn't it?!
Scott disappears and just as quickly reappears, now wearing
His dorky SNOW HAT, hair tucked tightly beneath the flaps

RAMONA
What? Why are you wearing that?

SCOTT
I thought we could go for a walk

59 EXT. ENDLESS STAIRWAY - NIGHT 59

'15 MINUTES LATER'
Scott and Ramona climb a STAIRWAY, long handrail between them

RAMONA
Tell me we didn't come out here
Just so you could cover your hair
With that hat

SCOTT
Nooo. I just love me some walking
Putting one leg in front of the other

RAMONA
You seem a little...heightened

SCOTT
Yeah. I don't know. I just, when I'm
With you I feel like I'm on drugs. Not
That I do drugs, unless you do, in
Which case I do drugs all the time
Every drug, but...you make me feel...I
Don't know. Things seem a little
Brighter around you or something
Ramona and Scott finally reach the top of the stairs and
NIGHT TURNS TO DAY, as if crossing a magical line

RAMONA
What is this place?

SCOTT
A totally awesome castle. They're
Shooting this movie up here
Ramona looks up at the looming CASA LOMA, a castle surrounded
By big, bright movie set lights

RAMONA
Who's in it?

SCOTT
Winifred Hailey and some actor guy

RAMONA
Oh, who?

SCOTT
I forget. Let's find out

INTEGRATED FINAL 55

60 EXT. CASA LOMA - CONTINUOUS 60

A crew readies a shot of WINIFRED HAILEY held hostage by some
GOON. A STAND IN takes the place of the leading man. Scott
And Ramona approach some SPECTATORS, including Wallace

RAMONA
Did you find the guy you're stalking?

WALLACE
I think I'm about to right now

FIRST A.D
Mr. Lee is travelling!

RAMONA
Mr. Lee?

WALLACE
Lucas Lee

RAMONA
Ooh

SCOTT
Ooh?
The UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FANFARE announces LUCAS LEE as he exits
His trailer, smoking a cigarette (blacked out). He skates
Towards the set, doing kickflips. The spectators go 'œoooh'

WALLACE
I want to have his adopted babies

RAMONA
Oh, man. We gotta go

SCOTT
What? Why?

RAMONA
I used to date that clown

WALLACE
Slut

RAMONA
Wallace. I am not a slut

WALLACE
I can think of no higher accolade
Lucas steps to his mark and puffs up into action hero mode

LUCAS LEE
Action
Lucas Lee points his board at the GOON

SCOTT
Oh...my...God...

LUCAS LEE
Hey. The only thing keeping me and
Her apart is the two minutes it's
Gonna take to kick your ass

SCOTT
...you dated a FAMOUS guy?!

RAMONA
In 9th grade. We had drama. Actually
It might have been math. I just
Remember there being lots of drama

LUCAS LEE

HEY!!!
Lucas Lee points at Scott, who remains oblivious

RAMONA
He just followed me around. He was
A little snot nosed brat

SCOTT
He had snot? In his nose? But he's
Famous!

LUCAS LEE

HEY!!!

RAMONA
It's not a big deal. I only dated
Him for a week and a half-

LUCAS LEE
I'm talking to you Scott Pilgrim!
Lucas Lee stomps towards Scott, who gasps

SCOTT
He's famous and he talked to me!

LUCAS LEE
The only thing keeping me and her
Apart is the two minutes it's gonna
Take to kick your ass!

SCOTT
Can I get-
POW! Lucas Lee punches Scott, flooring him. Scott comes back
Up with a pen and paper, wobbly

SCOTT
Can I get your autograph?
POW! Lucas Lee PUNCHES Scott again. He nods to Ramona

LUCAS LEE
Sup. How's life? He seems nice
Lucas Lee THROWS Scott up into a castle turret, crumbling it
Scotts CRASHES down through scaffolding onto the set. Lucas
Holds up his hands for a quick continuity photo, then stomps
Over to pick up a dazed Scott from the ground

WALLACE
Scott. Evil ex. Fight

LUCAS LEE
Think you stand a chance against an
A-lister, bro?
Lucas Lee PUNCHES Scott again. He slides across the wet-down
Ground. A SET NURSE sprays Lucas' knuckles with antiseptic

LUCAS LEE
Some competish you are
Lucas Lee wanders off. Scott staggers to his feet, punchy

SCOTT
Hey... hey... hey! I'm not done-
Scott spins Lucas around, only to find an identical STAND IN!

LUCAS LEE
Looks like you're seeing double
Scott turns to see the real Lucas, smirking on the sidelines
POW! The identical Stand In punches Scott to the ground

LUCAS LEE
He's good, right? Sometimes I let
Him do wide shots if I feel like
Getting blazed back in my winnie
Scott stands to fight the double. Suddenly, COUNTLESS
STUNTMEN fan out behind the STAND IN, all identically
Dressed, all carrying skateboards and ready to rumble

LUCAS LEE
I'm nothing without my stunt team
The Stuntmen ATTACK Scott Pilgrim with a howl. Scott PUNCHES
Through a couple of the boards, Tae Kwon Doe style

WALLACE
Ask them how it feels to always get
His sloppy seconds!

SCOTT
How does it feel to-
KROW! Scott takes a skateboard to the face, followed by a
Barrage of crippling skateboard blows to his knees and ribs

LUCAS LEE
I'm gonna get coffee. You homies
Want anything?
We follow the smirking Lucas to the coffee station. We hear
The noise of punching and kicking slowly subside to nothing

SCOTT
Mr. Lee?

60 CONTINUED: (4) 60
Lucas turns, shocked to see Scott, in front of a PAINTED 2-D
SKYLINE BACKDROP, surrounded by many unconscious stuntmen

SCOTT
You're needed back on set
Scott CHARGES Lucas Lee and leaps into a FLYING KICK. Lucas
GRABS his foot and hurls him through the backdrop. RRRIP!
Scott lands in a CRUMP, framed through the torn skyline
Lucas stomps over to him, preparing for the deathblow

LUCAS LEE
Prepare... prepare to feel the wrath
Of the League of Evil Exes!

SCOTT
The League of Evil Axes?

LUCAS LEE
You really don't know about the
"The League"?

SCOTT
Ummm...

LUCAS LEE
Seven evil exes? Coming to kill
You? Controlling the future of
Ramona's love life?

SCOTT
...no

LUCAS LEE
Oh, well then don't worry about it

SCOTT
Really?

LUCAS LEE
Yeah, bro. Let's get a beer
Lucas offers a hand. Scott goes to shake it. POW! Lucas gets
Him square in the mouth. Scott smiles through his aching jaw

SCOTT
You are a pretty good actor

LUCAS LEE
I'm going for the Oscar this year

SCOTT
But are you a pretty good skater?

LUCAS LEE
I'm more than pretty good, ese
I have my own skate company
Lucas pulls down his shirt, revealing a skate company tattoo

SCOTT
So you can sell them, but can you
Do a thingy on that rail?
Scott points to the LONG HANDRAIL on the stairs

LUCAS LEE
It's called a grind, bro

SCOTT
So can you do a grind thingy now?

LUCAS LEE
Are you serious? There's like 200
Steps and the rails are garbage

SCOTT
Hey, if it's too hardcore...

LUCAS LEE
You really think you can goad me
Into doing a trick like that?

SCOTT
There's girls watching

LUCAS LEE
Somebody get me my board
Wallace taps Lucas' shoulder and hands him his skateboard

WALLACE
Hi. Big fan

LUCAS LEE
Why wouldn't you be?
CLACK! Lucas GOES FOR IT, a perfect ollie onto the rail
Scott and Wallace watch as Lucas disappears from sight
Sparking down the ENDLESS RAIL...HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...
Cut back to Scott & Wallace, impressed at Lucas

SCOTT
Wow

HSSSSSSSSS...
Cut back to Scott & Wallace, very impressed at Lucas

SCOTT
Wow

HSSSSSSSSS...
Cut back to Scott & Wallace. Scott's about to say '˜wow' when-
BOOOOOOOOM! A fireball appears from the bottom of the stairs

WALLACE
Wow, he totally bailed

SCOTT
Yes!
Fist bump. Scott smacks his forehead

SCOTT
I didn't get his autograph

FIRST A.D
Uh...that's a wrap everybody

SCOTT
Where's Ramona? Is she still here?

WALLACE
No, she totally bailed

SCOTT
What's the deal? Seriously

61 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - DAY 61

Scott slumps on the couch, phone pressed to his ear. Wallace
Cooks bacon in the kitchen (no pants). We hear the OUTGOING
MESSAGE: This is an automated voice messaging system. RAMONA
Is not available, please record your message after the beep

SCOTT
Hey. It's me, Scott again. Call me
Back. Scott Pilgrim

(HANGS UP)
What's the deal? Seriously
Scott ambles over to the fridge and rests his head on it

WALLACE
Yeah, you said that last night

SCOTT
You know what really sucks though?

WALLACE
What?

SCOTT
Everything!

WALLACE
Come on guy, you can't say you
Didn't see this coming. It was
Right under your nose
Wallace points to the NOTE Ramona scribbled which is pinned
Literally under Scott's nose on the refrigerator:
RAMONA FLOWERS, 212 664-7665, xxxxxxx

WALLACE
What did you think these were?

SCOTT
Kisses? Seven little kisses?

WALLACE
Seven deadly X's

Wallace cocks an eyebrow. Scott slides to the floor

SCOTT
Why does everything have to be so
Complicated?
Wallace crouches down to join Scott on the floor

WALLACE
If you want something bad, you have
To fight for it. Step up your game
Break out the L-word

SCOTT
Lesbian?

WALLACE
The other L-word

SCOTT
Lesbians?

WALLACE
Okay, it's 'œlove'. I wasn't trying
To trick you or anything. Look, if
She's really the girl of your
Dreams, then you have to let her
Know. You have to overcome any and
All obstacles that lie in your
Path. You have the spirit of a
Warrior, Scott. You can do it! Be
With her! It's your destiny!

(BEAT)
Plus, I need you to move out
Scott's face falls, completely shocked at this bombshell

SCOTT
What? Why? Are you moving in with
Other Scott or Jimmy or someone?

WALLACE
Or someone. Either way, I'm kind of
Banking on her calling you back so
I won't have to evict you and feel
All guilty and shit
RINGY RING. Scott and Wallace look at the phone

WALLACE
I have a feeling that's for you, guy
Scott picks up. A SEXY, NON-RAMONA VOICE REPLIES...

VOICE (O.S.)
Hey Scott

SCOTT
...Envy?

WALLACE
Oh, shit

ENVY (O.S.)
It's been a long time

SCOTT
Yeah

ENVY (O.S.)
A year I think?

SCOTT
Approximately

ENVY (O.S.)
How are you?

SCOTT
I'm not doing so good right now

ENVY (O.S.)
That's too bad. Still breaking hearts?

SCOTT
What? No, stop. I've been-it's been
Different. You have no idea

ENVY (O.S.)
Probably not. Do you have a
Girlfriend? Should I be jealous?

SCOTT
Yes, you should. I have this
Totally awesome girlfriend who
Calls me all the time. And she's
America. Uh. She's American

ENVY (O.S.)
What's her name?

SCOTT
I'm not telling you that. Ramona

ENVY (O.S.)
Oh

SCOTT
What? Do you know her?

ENVY (O.S.)
Uh. No

SCOTT
It sounded like you did

ENVY (O.S.)
I gotta go. Nice chatting with you

SCOTT

WAIT-
CLICK...Scott slumps to the floor. Wallace appears over him

WALLACE
Okay. Everything does suck
Scott grunts. RINGY RING. Wallace grins and grabs the phone

WALLACE
Or does it?
Scott sits bolt upright, expectant

WALLACE
Oh, hey Knives
Scott lays back down. FUCK

WALLACE
What's that? You're outside?
Scott sits bolt upright again. FUCK! Wallace opens the door a
Crack. Knives shivers outside, pale and broken looking

KNIVES CHAU
Is Scott here?

WALLACE
You know what?
Behind Wallace, we see Scott LEAP through a window head
First. GLASS SMASHES

WALLACE (CONT'D)
He just left
Knives sighs. Scott sprints away in the background

A62 EXT. STREET - DAY A62

Scott walks fast down the street, freaked out and paranoid
He sees five '˜X's looming above him on a pedestrian crossing
And quickly diverts into an...

62 EXT. ALLEY - DAY 62

Scott rips the '˜X-Men' patch off his jacket, when-

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 63A

62 CONTINUED: 62
WHZZZ - SOMETHING buzzes past Scott. He looks around

SCOTT
Dude
WHOOSH - another blast of air whizzes by

SCOTT
Please

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 64

62 CONTINUED: (2) 62
SHFFF - SOMETHING sweeps him off his feet. He's pissed now

SCOTT
I'm really not in the mood
SHWAA - SOMETHING slices the air in front of Scott

SCOTT
Okay, enough!
Scott punches the air in front of him. Hits SOMETHING. A
DIMINUTIVE DIRTY BLONDE dressed in a punk rock kung fu get up
Lands on the ground with a thump. She spins to face Scott

MYSTERY ATTACKER
You punched me in the boob. Prepare
To die, obviously

SCOTT
Listen, I've had it today. Can we
Not do this right now?

ALT #1:

MYSTERY ATTACKER

(DIXIELAND ACCENT)
Love to postpone, darlin', but I
Just cashed my last raincheck

SCOTT
What's that from?

MYSTERY ATTACKER

(OWN VOICE)
My brain!

SCOTT
Well whatever this is about, can it
Wait till I'm in the right frame of
Mind?

ALT #2:

MYSTERY ATTACKER
Nuh uh. This is one nightmare you
Can't wake up from

SCOTT
Wait, am I asleep right now?

MYSTERY ATTACKER
No

SCOTT
So, technically this is not a
Nightmare

MYSTERY ATTACKER
Right

SCOTT
So how can I not wake up? If I'm
Not actually asleep

MYSTERY ATTACKER
Don't question me!
Scott shakes his head, baffled

SCOTT
Well, I'm really, really not up for
This. Whatever it is

MYSTERY ATTACKER
Okay little chicken, then I'll see
You later. But you won't see me
Because I'll be deadly serious next
Time

SCOTT
What?

MYSTERY ATTACKER
Nevermind!
PAF - the Mystery Attacker vanishes. Scott looks to the sky

SCOTT
Oh man. Someone help me

63 EXT. BLOOR STREET - DAY 63

Scott is in his usual payphone, dialing Stacey frantically

SCOTT
It's Scott

STACEY (O.S.)
What did he do this time?

SCOTT
No, it's Scott. It's actually me

STACEY (O.S.)
What did you do this time?

SCOTT
I didn't do anything. It's everyone
Else that's crazy

SCOTT (CONT'D)
Look I need to talk to you, I'm
Having a meltdown or whatever. Are
You still working?

STACEY (O.S.)
I'm literally about to leave

SCOTT
Cool, I'm coming in
Scott hangs up the phone and walks two steps into-

64 INT. THE SECOND CUP - CONTINUOUS 64

Scott approaches the counter. Stacey has her back turned

SCOTT
Think I'll make it a decaf today
Stacey turns around, revealing herself to be JULIE!

JULIE

SCOTT PILGRIM!

SCOTT
AH! What did you do with my sister?
Stacey taps on the window outside, mouthing that she has to
Go. Scott turns back to Julie, not happy

JULIE
What can I fucking get you?

SCOTT
Is there anywhere you don't work?

JULIE
They're called 'jobs', something a
Fuckball like you wouldn't know
Anything about. And by the way, I
Can't believe you fucking asked
Ramona out after I specifically
Told you not to fucking do that!
(Note to concerned reader: Everytime Julie says "FUCK", a
Black bar comes out of her mouth and the sound is bleeped.)

SCOTT
How do you do that with your mouth?

JULIE
Neverfuckingmind how I do it! What
Do you have to say for yourself?

SCOTT
Uh. Can I get a caramel macchiato?

JULIE
Maybe it's high fucking time you
Took a look in a mirror before you
Wreak havoc on another girl

SCOTT
Me? Wreak havoc?
Julie points at THE CLASH AT DEMONHEAD poster behind the
Counter with concert dates at the bottom

JULIE
Fucking speaking of fucking which
I hear the girl that kicked your
Heart in the ass is walking the
Streets of Toronto again

SCOTT
So I can pick up my coffee over
Here?
Scott retreats away from Julie and bumps right into...
RAMONA. They share an awkward moment. She looks at the floor

RAMONA
Sorry that got a little crazy last
Night

SCOTT
Yeah. You kind of disappeared

RAMONA
Yeah, I do that. Listen, I know
It's hard to be around me
Sometimes. I'll understand if you
Don't want to hang anymore

SCOTT
No. No, I want to hang. The whole
Evil ex-boyfriend thing. No biggie

RAMONA
Exes

SCOTT
I mean, I know it's early days, but
I don't think anything can really
Get in the way of how I SHIT!
Scott hides behind Ramona as a lithe figure emerges from the
Steamed-milk mists of the coffee shop...the singer from THE
CLASH AT DEMONHEAD has seemingly stepped out of the poster

"ENVY ADAMS, 23, FUN FACT: KICKED SCOTT'S HEART IN THE ASS."
The icy, platinum blonde fashionista walks towards Scott

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 67

64 CONTINUED: (2) 64

SCOTT (CONT'D)
It's my ex

RAMONA
The big one?
Scott nods. LEONE STAREDOWN between Envy and Ramona

RAMONA
I'm gonna...excuse me
Ramona goes to order coffee, leaving Envy to fix on Scott

ENVY
Your hair is getting shaggy
REVERSE: Scott is instantly wearing his DORKY HAT

SCOTT
Yeah?

ENVY
So. That's Ramona?

SCOTT
Yeah

ENVY
Okay, I'm jealous

SCOTT
YOU'RE jealous?

ENVY
I'm allowed

SCOTT
You left me! For that cocky pretty boy!

ENVY
You've never even seen him

SCOTT
Yeah. I know. You left me for a guy
I've never even seen

ENVY
Maybe you'll see him soon. We're
Playing Lee's Palace. You guys
Should like, so totally come

SCOTT
That's so not going to happen

ENVY
Great. You're so on the list

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 68

64 CONTINUED: (3) 64
Envy disappears into the cappucino mists. Ramona returns

JULIE
Caramel Fuckiato for fuck Pilgrim!

SCOTT

(TO RAMONA)
It's pronounced 'œScott'

65 EXT. TORONTO RESIDENTIAL STREET - DAY 65

Scott and Ramona walk side by side, sipping their coffees

RAMONA
So...that was Nat?

SCOTT
No, that was Envy

RAMONA
So...what did you guys talk about?

SCOTT
She's totally jealous of you

RAMONA
Envy's jealous? How about that?

SCOTT
Yeah. How. About. That

RAMONA
What happened with the two of you?

SCOTT
Do you mind if we don't get into
That right now?

(BEAT)
She wanted to move to Montreal
Because she missed her best friend
This guy Todd

RAMONA
And two weeks later, you heard they
Were sleeping together I guess?

SCOTT
Basically

RAMONA
I dated a Todd once. That didn't
End well either

SCOTT
I can see how it sucks. Having the
Past come back to haunt you

RAMONA
Is it wrong that I try not to think
About it?

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 69

65 CONTINUED: (2) 65

SCOTT
What do you want to think about?

RAMONA
How warm my place is right now
Ramona stops and kisses him

66 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 66

Scott lies between Wallace and Other Scott on the futon

OTHER SCOTT
And you didn't bang her? Are you gay?

SCOTT
I couldn't stop thinking about my
Stupid ex-girlfriend
A bleary Jimmy sits up between them all

JIMMY
Is that the Uma Thurman movie?

WALLACE
Scott. Just because Envy's back in
Town doesn't make it not over

SCOTT
Double negative. Tricky

OTHER SCOTT
It's over. Move on

WALLACE
Word

JIMMY
Mm
Scott stands (no pants). Music swells

SCOTT
Right. I'm not gonna let her toy
With me. From this moment on, I
Will think of Envy Adams no more!

67 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' HOUSE - DAY 67

STEPHEN STILLS
I have distressing news
A deadly serious Stephen Stills addresses Kim, Scott and
Young Neil. Ramona lounges on the couch...

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 69A

67 CONTINUED: 67

KIM PINE
Is the news that we suck? Because I
Really don't think I can take it

STEPHEN STILLS
No. The Clash At Demonhead are
Doing a secret show tomorrow night
And Envy asked us to open for them

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 70

67 CONTINUED: (2) 67

SCOTT
I hate you

STEPHEN STILLS
A gig is a gig is a gig. Is a gig
Maybe you can put your history
Aside until we get through this
Thing. You know, for the band? For
The band. For the band?

SCOTT
Can't we do our own secret shows?

All our shows are secret shows

STEPHEN STILLS
We're doing it. G-man might be
There! We play the next round of
The battle Saturday. We need to get
Some buzz going. We need
Groundswell. We need stalkers
Stills paces past the window to reveal...KNIVES CHAU OUTSIDE
CRASH ZOOM on her tearful face, pressed against the window
TOTALLY CRUSHED to see Scott cuddling with Ramona

SCOTT
What would you do? If your ex was
In a band and they wanted you to
Open for them?

RAMONA
If my ex was in the band?

SCOTT
Yeah

RAMONA
It might be a little awkward. But
Maybe it's the grown up thing to do

SCOTT
Yeah, we're all adults right?

68 INT. DRUG SMART - EVENING 68

KNIVES frantically rifles through racks of hair dye and rants
Furiously into her cellphone

KNIVES CHAU
He's dating a fat-ass hipster chick!
I hate his stupid guts! I'm gonna
Disembowel him!

INTEGRATED FINAL 71

68A INT. KNIVES' BEDROOM - EVENING 68A

Knives stands on her bed and continues ranting at Tamara

KNIVES CHAU
He only likes her cause she's old!
She's probably like 25! She's just
Some fat-ass white girl, you know?

TAMARA
I think you mentioned she was fa-

68B INT. KNIVES' BATHROOM - EVENING 68B

Tamara helps Knives color her hair under the bathtub spigot

KNIVES CHAU
She's got a head start! I didn't
Even know there WAS good music
Until like two months ago! Okay
This really burns

TAMARA
We should rinse-

KNIVES CHAU
I mean, he knew I was cool but he
Thought I was too young, so he
Tried to find someone cool but old

TAMARA
She's cool? I thought she was fat-

KNIVES CHAU
Well she THINKS she's cool. This is
All her fault

TAMARA
Why?
Tamara turns the faucet on and rinses Knives hair

KNIVES CHAU
It MUST be her fault. Obviously
It's just a twist of fate or
Whatever, isn't it? Star crossed
Lovers! Born too late!
Knives looks in the mirror: HER HAIR IS EXACTLY LIKE RAMONA

KNIVES CHAU (CONT'D)
Oh God...I look so...so good
Knives throws a long scarf on, looking sexy, eyes narrowing

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 72

68B CONTINUED: 68B

KNIVES CHAU (CONT'D)
Scott Pilgrim destroyed my heart
But I know how to get him back
PUSH into Knives, as she plots. Tamara pops into frame

TAMARA
How?
We see a TEXT MESSAGE typing onscreen:

'œYUNG NEIL ITZ KNIVES. OMFG UR SO HOTT'

69 EXT. LEE'S PALACE - NIGHT 69

A huge line of TOO COOL YOUTHS snakes outside a rock venue. A
Sign reads '˜THE CLASH AT DEMONHEAD - Sold out'
We hear loud music blasting through the open doors

70 INT. LEE'S PALACE - CONTINUOUS 70

The LOUD MUSIC stops abruptly. Sex Bob-Omb bow onstage

STEPHEN STILLS
Thank you. We were Sex Bob-Omb
Wallace and Other Scott clap and cheer, drunk. The other
Snobbish kids in the audience shrug and disperse

STEPHEN STILLS
We got some merch out the back, so-
(to Scott and Kim)
Okay. Bar. Now

71 INT. LEE'S PALACE - LATER 71

A disillusioned Sex Bob-Omb hang with Ramona at the bar

STEPHEN STILLS
Level with me. Did we suck?

RAMONA
I don't know. Did you?

STEPHEN STILLS
She has to go. She knows we suck
Ramona excuses herself

INTEGRATED FINAL 73

72 INT. LEE'S PALACE, LADIES BATHROOM - MOMENTS LATER 72

Ramona does her eyeliner. She looks in the mirror to see two
Images of herself staring back. Or is it...
"KNIVES CHAU, 17, SINGLE WHITE ASIAN" with identical hair
Clothes and makeup, standing next to Ramona, looking hot

KNIVES CHAU
Hey Ramona

RAMONA
Hey
Ramona exits, confused. Knives follows

RAMONA
What the hell?

73 INT. LEE'S PALACE - MOMENTS LATER 73

Ramona and Knives exit the bathroom together. Scott breaks
Into a cold sweat. Knives shoots Scott a sultry look

KNIVES CHAU
Hey Scott
Knives heads into Young Neil's arms at the other end of the
Bar. Scott struggles with something resembling jealousy

SCOTT
What the hell?

KIM PINE
Look who Knives is hanging with

RAMONA
Who is that girl again?

STEPHEN STILLS
Scottdatedher

SCOTT
Briefly. Briefly

KIM PINE
I bet Young Neil will date her even
Briefly-er

RAMONA
How old is she?
A 'œWHEEL OF FORTUNE' spins INSIDE SCOTT'S HEAD, with
Selections such as 'œIt was nothing' and 'œShe was nobody.' The
Wheel sticks between 'œI gotta pee.' and 'œWho, her?'

SCOTT
I gotta pee on her
(turns beet red)
I mean, I gotta pee. Pee time

(SING SONGY)
Peee time

74 INT. LEE'S PALACE, MENS BATHROOM - MOMENTS LATER 74

Scott washes his hands and looks up to see TWO SCOTTS staring
Back, one with fringed hair and a wicked glare!
Scott whips around. He's alone. SPOOKY MUSIC begins...

75 INT. LEE'S PALACE - MOMENTS LATER 75

A freaked out Scott returns to the group. The lights dim and
The stage fills with twisting blue tendrils of smoke
THE CLASH AT DEMONHEAD materialize, ENVY in a long black
Coat. Knives screams her teen brains out
The BASS PLAYER steps into the light, no longer shrouded in
Dry ice, he cuts a handsome, striking ROCK GOD figure

SCOTT
That guy on bass? That's Todd

RAMONA
I know

ENVY
Oh yeah...

SCOTT
You know?

ENVY
Oh yeah...
Todd flips his fringe from his eyes. Stares at Scott

"TODD INGRAM, 25, EVIL-EX #3, FUN FACT: 9TH DEGREE VEGAN"

SCOTT
Oh no
Envy lets her coat slip off, revealing a stunning figure

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 74A

75 CONTINUED: 75

ENVY

OH YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

76 INT. LEE'S PALACE - LATER 76

Sex Bob-Omb, Knives and Ramona hang near the BACKSTAGE doors

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 75

76 CONTINUED: 76

KNIVES CHAU
Oh my God. Just oh my God

YOUNG NEIL
Man, you have to see them live
They're so much better live. Oh

SCOTT
I think I'm going to throw up
Julie opens the backstage door and huffs

JULIE
I can't believe I'm even saying
This, but Envy Adams would like all
Of you to come backstage

SCOTT
All of us?

JULIE
Did I fucking stutter?
The group shuffles backstage. Scott hangs his head like a
Condemned man

KNIVES CHAU
How do you know Envy???

YOUNG NEIL
Scottdatedher
Knives makes a face that looks like this: >:O !!!!

77 INT. LEE'S PALACE, RATTY BACKSTAGE AREA - NIGHT 77

SEX BOB-OMB lounge on a couch on one side of the room. Envy
Todd and Julie lounge on a couch across from them
Knives in shock as she thinks a thousand thoughts. Envy burns
A hole through Scott. Everyone else feels...'œAWKWARD'

TODD INGRAM
Hey Ramona

RAMONA
Hey Todd

TODD INGRAM
Been a while

RAMONA
Mmm hmm

TODD INGRAM
Mmm hmm

RAMONA
(whispers to Scott)
I think we should get out of here

JULIE
How was the tour? You played with
The Pixies? You're a superstar now!

ENVY
It's-yeah, it's not something I can
Really put into words

KNIVES CHAU
Um...Envy? I read your blog
Todd and Julie glare at Knives

ENVY
So...Scott and Ramona eh?

RAMONA
What of it?

ENVY
You guys are a cute couple, you
Know? You suit each other

STEPHEN STILLS
So what's your ulterior motive
Envy, in general?

JULIE
She doesn't need ulterior motives
Stephen. She's got a write-up in
Spin!

KNIVES CHAU
You're my role model Envy

ENVY
Just saying, cute couple. I like your
Outfit Ramona. Affordable?

JULIE
I was going to say, Envy. Did you
Get those jeans in New York, they're-

ENVY
I'm talking to Ramona right now

JULIE
Ramona lived in New York

ENVY
I was just there. We played the
Chaos Theatre for Gideon. You know
Him, right?

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 76A

77 CONTINUED: (2) 77
Scott looks at Ramona. She is about to answer when...Knives
Stands up, POINTS at Envy and SCREAMS-

KNIVES CHAU

I'VE KISSED THE LIPS THAT KISSED YOU!

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 77

77 CONTINUED: (3) 77
Envy nods at Todd. He PUNCHES KNIVES SQUARE IN THE JAW! OMFG!
Scott jumps to his feet, FACING OFF against Todd Ingram

SCOTT
Knives!?
Young Neil rushes to Knives' aid. Scott boils. Todd smirks

TODD INGRAM
That's right. I'm not afraid to hit
A girl. I'm a rock star

YOUNG NEIL
You punched the highlights out of
Her hair!
ANGLE on Knives. Her hair is black and plain as before

YOUNG NEIL
He punched the highlights. Out. Of
Her. Hair

ENVY
You're incorrigible

TODD INGRAM
I don't know the meaning of the word
Young Neil escorts Knives out. Todd sits back down like
Nothing happened. Scott's face is a bright shade of rage

JULIE
So, are you guys doing anything fun
While you're in town?

TODD INGRAM
Fun? In Toronto?

SCOTT
That is IT, you cocky cock! YOU'LL PAY

FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!
Scott LEAPS across the table and SWINGS a punch at Todd
Todd THRUSTS a hand out and telekinetically FREEZES SCOTT IN
THE AIR. Scott hovers, grasping his neck, choking. Todd's
Hair magically forms into a FAUXHAWK

SCOTT
KK...my neck...yy...your hair...

ENVY
Didn't you know? Todd's Vegan

TODD INGRAM
It's not a big deal

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 78

77 CONTINUED: (4) 77
Todd telekinetically HURLS Scott through the club's wall!
Ramona and Sex Bob-Omb peer through the newly made hole in
The wall, to see Scott sprawled on some trash bags. He tries
To keep cool, despite being in a lot of pain

SCOTT
No kidding...anyone can be...vegan

TODD INGRAM
Ovo-lacto vegetarian maybe

SCOTT
Ovo what?

TODD INGRAM
I partake not in the meat nor
Breastmilk or ovum of any creature
That has a face

ENVY
Short answer: Being vegan just
Makes you better than most people

TODD INGRAM
Bingo
Todd lifts up Scott telekinetically and throws him miles into
The air. Scott sails out of shot and into space

STEPHEN STILLS
Hey man, question. I always
Wondered, how does not eating dairy
Products give you psychic powers?

TODD INGRAM
You know how you only use ten
Percent of your brain? Well, it's
Because the other 90% is filled up
With curds and whey

KIM PINE
Did you learn that at Vegan Academy?

TODD INGRAM
Go ahead and get snippy baby, if
You knew the science, maybe I'd
Listen to a word you're saying
Scott returns to earth with a THUMP. He moans in pain. While
The others bicker, Ramona helps Scott to his feet

SCOTT
If I peed my pants, would you pretend
I just got wet from the rain?

RAMONA
It's not raining

SCOTT
Oh. How about you give me the Cliff
Notes on how and why you ended up
Dating this a-hole?

RAMONA
Is that really important right now?

SCOTT
If there's a key element in his
Backstory that can help me out in a
Critical moment of not dying? Yes
A brief, scrappy ANIMATED FLASHBACK of Young Todd and Ramona

RAMONA
I was only dating Lucas until the
Minute Todd walked by. I guess
That's not very nice, but I used to
Be kind of...like that
Young Ramona shoves Young Lucas down a hill and starts making
Out with Young Todd

RAMONA
We hated everyone. We wrecked
Stuff. Nobody cared
Young Ramona and Young Todd wreck stuff. Nobody cares

RAMONA
He punched a hole in the moon for
Me. It was pretty crazy
Young Todd punches a hole in the moon. It's pretty crazy

RAMONA
A week and a half later, he told me
His Dad was sending him to the
Vegan Academy, so I dumped him
Does that help you at all?
The FLASHBACK ends. Scott can only fixate on one aspect

SCOTT
Have you dumped everyone you've
Ever been with? You've never been
The dumpee?
Ramona shrugs

RAMONA
Look, I've dabbled with being a
Bitch. It's part of the reason I
Moved here. I was really hoping to
Put it all behind me

77 CONTINUED: (7) 77
Todd appears behind Ramona - ready for another round

TODD INGRAM
We have unfinished business, I and he!
Scott stands up - sort of ready for another round

SCOTT
He and me

TODD INGRAM
Don't you talk to me about grammar!

SCOTT
I...dislike you. Capiche?
Understand?

TODD INGRAM
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday

SCOTT
What?

TODD INGRAM
Because you'll be dust by Monday

SCOTT
Um...

TODD INGRAM
Because I'll be pulverizing you in
Two seconds. And the cleaning
Lady...cleans up...dust. She dusts

SCOTT
Sorry, so what's on Monday?

TODD INGRAM
Cos it's Friday now and she has
Weekends off, so...Monday. Right?

ENVY
Basically, you can't win this fight
And you'll have to give up on this
Girl, '˜cos Todd is going to kill
You

SCOTT
You used to be so...nice!
Scott CHARGES at Todd, who PSYCH-THROWS him back into the
Club. We hear a distant CRUMP. Stills calls through the hole

STEPHEN STILLS
Uh, we're going to Pizza Pizza for
A slice, call us when you're done

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 80A

77 CONTINUED: (8) 77

ENVY
Oh, he'll be done real soon

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 81

77 CONTINUED: (9) 77
Sex Bob-Omb skulks away. Envy grins at Ramona, wicked

ENVY
Sorry, baby. Crummy way to end
Things, I know
Suddenly, the bass-line from FINAL FANTASY 2 rumbles through
The walls. Todd calls to a roadie

TODD INGRAM
Get me my bass. The good one

78 INT. LEE'S PALACE - CONTINUOUS 78

SCOTT stands in an elephant's graveyard of plastic cups and
Bottles, picking the hell out of his bass, amp pegged to 10
TODD INGRAM levitates, floating towards Scott with his bass

TODD INGRAM
You're going down. Vegan Style!
Todd lands in front of Scott. BASS OFF! PICKS STRIKE STRING!
Todd easily out-basses Scott, shredding him into oblivion
The enormous reverb LAUNCHES club debris towards Scott

SCOTT
The reverb is hurting my soul!!!
Scott slides across the floor and slams right into the wall
Todd LEVITATES, fauxhawk rising. He hovers next to him

TODD INGRAM
That's right, Pilgrim. I actually
Know how to play bass
Todd DETUNES his bass and delivers a death note that BLOWS
Scott right through the stage wall

79 INT. LEE'S PALACE, RATTY BACKSTAGE AREA- CONTINUOUS 79

Scott crashes into a backstage food table. Todd floats toward
Him, savoring the kill. Envy appears beside him with a smirk

TODD INGRAM
I can read your thoughts. Your bass
Hand is badly injured. You're through
Scott turns around on his knees, cringing, holding a cup of
MILKY LOOKING COFFEE in either hand as a peace offering

SCOTT
What say we drink to my memory?
Fair trade blend with soymilk?

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 81A

79 CONTINUED: 79

ENVY
I'm sorry, but that's pathetic

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 82

79 CONTINUED: (2) 79

TODD INGRAM
Dude. I can see in your mind's eye
That you poured Half & Half into one
Of these coffees in an attempt to
Make me break vegan edge. I'll take
The one with soy. Thanks, tool
Todd floats to the ground, takes one of the cups and drinks

SCOTT
Actually, I poured soy in this cup
But thought real hard about pouring it
In that one. You know, in my mind's
Eye or whatever

TODD INGRAM
What are you talking about?

SCOTT
You just drank Half & Half
TWO TRENDY POLICE TYPES BUST IN THROUGH THE WALL, making two
More holes and pointing their fingers like deadly weapons

VEGAN POLICE OFFICERS
Freeze! Vegan Police!

VEGAN POLICE OFFICER #1
Todd Ingram, you're under arrest
For veganity violation code number
827, imbibement of Half & Half!

TODD INGRAM
That's bullroar!

VEGAN POLICE OFFICER #1
No vegan diet, no vegan powers

TODD INGRAM
But this is a first offense! Don't
I get three strikes?
Vegan Police Officer #2 flips open his CODE VIOLATION book

VEGAN POLICE OFFICER #2
At 12:27 a.m. on February 1st, you
Knowingly ingested Gelato

TODD INGRAM
Gelato isn't vegan?

VEGAN POLICE OFFICER #1
Milk and eggs, bitch

VEGAN POLICE OFFICER #2
On April 4th, 7:30 p.m., you partook
A plate of Chicken Parmesan

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 83

79 CONTINUED: (3) 79
Envy gasps, disgusted

TODD INGRAM
Chicken isn't vegan?

VEGAN POLICE OFFICER #1
The deveganizing ray! Hit him
The Vegan Police BLAST Todd with arcs of power from their
Finger guns. Todd's fauxhawk deflates into a bowl cut

TODD INGRAM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Scott rises into a stance to deliver his killer line...

SCOTT
You once were a vegone, but now you
Will be gone!

TODD INGRAM
Vegone?
Scott HEADBUTTS TODD, exploding him! POOM! Scott dusts
Himself off as COINS rain down. Envy stares, jaw ajar

SCOTT
Uh, sorry I guess

ENVY
Sorry? You just headbutted my
Boyfriend so hard he burst

SCOTT
You kicked my heart in the ass. So
I guess we're even. Natalie

ENVY
No one calls me that anymore

SCOTT
Maybe they should. Now let's get
Out of here
A battle worn Scott limps through the hole in the wall
Ramona follows, shooting Envy a look on the way out

RAMONA
Crummy way to end things, I know
Envy blinks, in shock. Julie pops into shot

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 84

79 CONTINUED: (4) 79

JULIE
For the record, I am so pissed off
For you right now

ENVY
Shut the fuck up, Julie

80 INT. PIZZA PIZZA - NIGHT 80

Sex Bob-Omb, Wallace and Other Scott munch pizza slices
Ramona and Scott, on the fringes. It's an odd mood

WALLACE
Envy Adams. I hate that bitch so
Much I kind of love her

OTHER SCOTT
Yeah. That Todd guy was cool too
And hot. I liked him
Scott sighs and holds a cold Coke Zero on his forehead

RAMONA
Are you okay?

SCOTT
Uh huh

RAMONA
You sure about that?

SCOTT
Do I look like I'm not okay?
Scott does not look okay. Stills coughs

STEPHEN STILLS
We're still going to the after show
Right?

KIM PINE
I'm not sure it's gonna be much of
A party, I think a third of the
Band just went 'œpoom'

STEPHEN STILLS
Cool bands never go to their own
After parties. It's just the
Desperate people trying to rub
Elbows with label guys

KIM PINE
Then why would we...oh

STEPHEN STILLS
Neil, you down?

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 85

80 CONTINUED: 80
Neil is at the counter with a catatonic Knives. He shrugs

STEPHEN STILLS (CONT'D)
Scott? You're in right?

RAMONA
Do you want to go?

SCOTT
I kind of almost died back there, so...

RAMONA
I'm not saying I want to go

SCOTT
Hey, we can totally go

RAMONA
I'll do whatever you want to do

SCOTT
So let's go
Scott takes another bite. Other Scott whispers to Wallace

OTHER SCOTT
Are Scott and Ramona fighting?

WALLACE
Not to my knowledge

OTHER SCOTT
Oh

WALLACE
I mean, not with fists

OTHER SCOTT
Oh

WALLACE
Yet

OTHER SCOTT
Ooh

81 EXT. AFTER PARTY - NIGHT 81

The whole gang trudge to the after party. Scott limps a bit
Lagging behind. Ramona falls back with him

RAMONA
We really don't have to go to this
Thing. It'll probably be a bad
Scene all around and we've already
Had a full night

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 85A

81 CONTINUED: 81

SCOTT
No, I'm fine, I'm fine. It's just-

RAMONA
It's just...?

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 86

81 CONTINUED: (2) 81

SCOTT
Well, not that fighting harder and
Harder battles for your love is
Getting old or anything...but have
You ever dated someone who wasn't a
Total ass?

RAMONA
So far you're not a total ass

SCOTT
But I'm part ass?

RAMONA
If it makes you feel better, you're
The nicest guy I've dated

SCOTT
Wait...is that good?

RAMONA
It's what I need right now

SCOTT
But not...later?

RAMONA
Scott, I don't have all the
Answers. I'd just like to live in
The moment if I can

SCOTT
Yeah, I'd just like to live
Scott and Ramona enter a big, fartsy, artsy WAREHOUSE

82 INT. AFTER PARTY - CONTINUOUS 82

RAMONA
Okay, I know Todd was bad news. But
Are you saying Envy wasn't? We all
Have baggage

SCOTT
My baggage doesn't try and kill me
Every five minutes. What did you do
To your ex-boyfriends to make them
So insane?

RAMONA
Exes

SCOTT

WHATEVER-

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 87

82 CONTINUED: 82

RAMONA
No break up is painless. Someone
Always gets hurt. What about you
And that girl Knives?

SCOTT
Knives?

RAMONA
Who broke up with who?

SCOTT
I believe...I broke up with her

RAMONA
And was she cool with that?

SCOTT
Knives is with Young Neil now
She's totally cool with it
They pass Knives and Young Neil. She seemingly has no
Interest in her date and simply stares at Scott lovingly

RAMONA
You sure about that?

SCOTT
Yeah. She's very mature for her
Age. It was a very healthy break
Up. We're all peaches and gravy
We hear an offscreen distant '˜nooooo' from Knives

RAMONA
And what about you and Kim?
They pass Kim. She's also staring at Scott. Not lovingly

SCOTT
Me and Kim? I can barely remember
Why, is it important?

RAMONA
Hey, you want to know everything
About my past, dude

SCOTT
It was just...yeah. I don't know
It was high school. She had
Freckles. It was cool, I guess

RAMONA
That's it?

SCOTT
Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 88

82 CONTINUED: (2) 82
Scott and Ramona have reached the bar at the party

RAMONA
That's really the whole story?

SCOTT
OKAY! I had to fight a dude to get
With her! I fought a crazy eighty
Foot tall purple suited dude! And I
Had to fight 96 guys to get to him
Too! He was flying and shooting
Lightning bolts from his eyes! He
Was totally awesome and I kicked
Him so far he saw the curvature of
The earth! Does that make you feel
Any better?

RAMONA
Well now you are being a total ass
Welcome to the club
In the back glass of the bar, Scott sees his reflection:
Fringed hair, wicked glare. He catches himself

SCOTT
Sorry. I'm not usually like this

RAMONA
Hey, don't worry. I don't know what
I'm like anymore

SCOTT
I guess this whole ex-boyfriends thing
Is really messing with my head

RAMONA
Exes

SCOTT
Why do you keep saying-
PAF! A foot appears out of nowhere and KICKS Scott in the
Head, sending him flying across the dance floor
Scott looks up at his opponent, the MYSTERY ATTACKER!

SCOTT (CONT'D)
Girl from earlier?

RAMONA
Roxy?
Scott gets up. The three square off in a triangle

SCOTT
You know this girl?

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 89

82 CONTINUED: (3) 82

ROXY
Oh boy, does she know me

SCOTT
What...is...she...talking about?

ROXY
He really doesn't know?

SCOTT
(ping!)
You and her?!

'œROXY RICHTER, 23, 4TH EVIL EX : SAPPHIC AGGRESSIVE.'

RAMONA
It was just a phase

ROXY
Just a phase?

SCOTT
You had a sexy phase?

RAMONA
I didn't think it would count! It
Meant nothing

ROXY
It meant nothing???

RAMONA
I was just a little bi-curious

ROXY
Well honey, I'm a little bi-furious!
Roxy throws a SCORPION KICK at Scott's face. Ramona CATCHES
Her foot mid-air. Roxy flips out of the hold

RAMONA
Do that again and I will end you

ROXY
Back off hasbian. If Gideon can't
Have you, no one can. The League
Hath spoken
The girls square off, clearing the busy dance floor

RAMONA
Then Gideon best get his pretentious
Ass up here, '˜cos I'm about to kick
Yours out of the Great White North

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 90

82 CONTINUED: (4) 82

ROXY
You unbelievable bitch
RAMONA pulls a LARGE HAMMER from her purse

RAMONA
Believe it
An embarrassed Scott watches with the rest of the crowd

SCOTT
Wallace?

WALLACE
Uh huh?

SCOTT
This is happening right?

WALLACE
Uh huh

SCOTT
I mean, this is live?

WALLACE
Oh yeah. KICK HER IN THE BALLS

RAMONA!
With blinding speed, Roxy slips her belt off and WHIPS A
RAZOR SHARP FLYING GUILLOTINE BELT BUCKLE at Ramona! Ramona
CARTWHEELS as the buckle sails between her legs and SMASHES
Into a DISCO BALL. Mirrored shards fly everywhere
PAF! Roxy vanishes as Ramona SWINGS the hammer at her. It
Smashes a speaker. Sound on one side of the room cuts out
Ramona turns around just in time to see Roxy's deadly belt
SAILING towards her. She BLOCKS with the hammer. The belt
Wraps around it. Roxy HURLS the hammer out the window

ROXY
I'm sending you back to Gideon in a
Thousand pieces, you slag
Ramona springs off of various pieces of furniture, LEAPING
Towards Roxy and PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE. Roxy REELS and
SLAMS into the wall, leaving a dent in it

RAMONA
I'd rather be dead than go back
He's a creep, you're a bitch and
You all deserve each other

ROXY
Give it a rest, Ramona. This is a
League game

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 90A

82 CONTINUED: (5) 82

RAMONA
Meaning?
Roxy points an accusing finger at the mortified Scott

ROXY
Meaning your precious Scott must
Defeat me with his own fists. Or
Possibly feet

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 91

82 CONTINUED: (6) 82

SCOTT
I'm not sure I can hit a girl
They're soft

RAMONA
You don't have a choice
Ramona positions Scott into a fighting stance as Roxy CHARGES
With deadly intent. Ramona puppeteers Scott into a furious
Volley of PUNCHES on Roxy. She staggers, winces

ROXY
Fight your own battles, lazy ass!
PAF! Roxy disappears then REAPPEARS between Scott and Ramona
Kicking them apart with the splits. Roxy then KICKS Scott
Into the ceiling. He lands HARD on the floor

ROXY (CONT'D)
Every Pilgrim reaches the end of his
Journey. Some sooner than others
Roxy lifts her leg over her head, preparing to drop her boot
Of DEATH on Scott's head. She grins at Ramona

ROXY (CONT'D)
Your B.F's about to get F'd in the B!

RAMONA
Her weak point's the back of her knees!

SCOTT
What? How does that work?

RAMONA
Whenever we were making out, I-

SCOTT
Okay
As Roxy's leg descends, Scott reaches up with one finger and
Lightly TICKLES the back of Roxy's knee

GRAPHIC: 'œTICKLE TICKLE!'

ROXY
Oh...
Roxy falls, still in the splits, throbbing with orgasmic
Meltdown. Scott watches as Roxy giggles between spasms

ROXY (CONT'D)
You'll...never...be able to do this
To herrrrrrrrrrr!
Roxy screams in ecstasy before EXPLODING into COINS. A spent
Scott is left standing in the middle of the room

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 91A

82 CONTINUED: (7) 82
The party starts up again, a wave of gossip spreading around
The room. People text furiously and point fingers at Scott

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 92

82 CONTINUED: (8) 82
Scott flushes red and retreats back to the bar. Ramona
Follows tentatively. The gossip echoes around them

RAMONA
Sooooo...

SCOTT
Two gin and tonics please

RAMONA
I thought you didn't drink

SCOTT
Only on special occasions. Why? Did
You want one?
Scott swigs down his drink. Ramona tries to lighten things

RAMONA
I guess we really don't know that
Much about each other do we?
Scott seems immediately drunk

SCOTT
Maybe you could just give me a list
Of all your exes so at least I know
Who's going to beat my ass into the
Ground next

RAMONA
Oh, like a handy little laminate or
Something? Let me see if I can find one
(looks through bag)
Maybe we could exchange our information
Scott has already downed his second drink

SCOTT
Just out of sheer curiosity and
Concern for my mortal well-being
Is there anyone at this party you
Haven't slept with?

EVERY GUY AND GIRL AT THE PARTY

HEY!
Ramona stops. Looks hurt. She touches her hair

RAMONA
I really think we should split

SCOTT
As in '˜get out of here'? Or as in
'˜split split'?

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 92A

82 CONTINUED: (9) 82

RAMONA
I'd hope you could figure that out
Or did you miss the part where I
Saved your ass?

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 93

82 CONTINUED: (10) 82

SCOTT
How could I not? I feel like we just
Washed our sexy laundry in public

RAMONA
Dirty laundry. You're drunk

SCOTT
(holds up 2 fingers)
I've had like one drink

RAMONA
Well I'm sorry I cared. I don't
Enjoy all this Scott. In fact I'm
Sick of it. I thought you might be
More understanding

SCOTT

I JUST-

RAMONA
You're just another evil ex-
Boyfriend waiting to happen
Ramona walks off and loudly announces

RAMONA (CONT'D)
And yes, there is someone at this
Party I haven't slept with. You
Ramona leaves. Another crescendo of gossip echoes around the
Room. Scott's friends gather round in a pity party
But then - Ramona returns, handing Scott a LAMINATED LIST

RAMONA (CONT'D)
P.S. Here's your stupid list
Ramona exits proper. Scott looks at the list. It reads-

'œPATEL, LEE, INGRAM, RICHTER, KATAYANAGI TWINS, GIDEON...'

SCOTT
Who the hell are the Katayanagi Twins?

STEPHEN STILLS
You don't know?

83 INT. STEPHEN STILLS' HOUSE - NIGHT 83

Stills flips to hand drawn sketches of THE KATAYANAGIS
Identical Asian twins dressed like pretentious New Wave fops

STEPHEN STILLS
They're the next band in the battle
And they are badass

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 94

83 CONTINUED: 83
We reveal a grim, terse Scott playing a doomy bassline. The
Rehearsal room feels empty without Knives or Ramona

KIM PINE
Ramona dated twins?

SCOTT
Apparently

YOUNG NEIL
At the same time?

SCOTT
You know what? I don't know and I
Don't want to know

STEPHEN STILLS
Good. You know how I feel about
Girls cockblocking the rock

SCOTT
Good. I play better in a bad mood

STEPHEN STILLS
If it's gonna be an issue though
Young Neil can fill in for you

SCOTT
It's not an issue. You know bands
I know battles. We got it covered

STEPHEN STILLS
Well, we'd understand if you didn't
Want to take part

SCOTT
Not only do I want to take part. I
Want to take them apart

STEPHEN STILLS
Okay. I'm getting tingles

YOUNG NEIL
Whoa...

84 EXT. THE NINTH CIRCLE - NIGHT 84

Sex Bob-Omb and Young Neil load their gear at the venue

STEPHEN STILLS
Okay. We're doomed

YOUNG NEIL
Oh...

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 94A

84 CONTINUED: 84
Flyers cover the outside walls of another rock venue;

'œT.I.B.B! SEX BOB-OMB!! THE KATAYANAGI TWINS!!! AMP VERSUS

AMP!!!! TWO BANDS ENTER!!!!!! ONE BAND LEAVES!!!!!!!!!!!'

KIM PINE
That flyer needs more exclamation marks

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 95

84 CONTINUED: (2) 84

STEPHEN STILLS
Oh, we are going to get killed

YOUNG NEIL
Come on. You're onstage in five

SCOTT
Aren't the Katamaris or whatever on
First?

YOUNG NEIL
I think you're both on first?

STEPHEN STILLS
Wait...amp versus amp? We're going
On stage at the same time?

SCOTT
That's impossible-

85 INT. THE NINTH CIRCLE, STAGE - NIGHT 85

'œACTUALLY, NO'
Two stages sit on either side of the auditorium. On one: a
MONOLITHIC WALL OF ELK AMPLIFIERS. On the other, SEX BOB-OMB
With their dinky LAME BRAND amps behind them

SCOTT
Okay. My bad

KIM PINE
Your bad is saying my bad
Sex Bob-Omb stare up at the Katayanagi amps, sweating behind
Their instruments. Stills looks into the audience positioned
Between the bands: a legion of identical INDIE TEENS

STEPHEN STILLS
We shouldn't even be here. We
Shouldn't even be here
Stills tries to run. Scott grabs him and pulls him back

SCOTT
Come on man! I put aside my
Problems for the music. If I can do
That, we can do anything

KIM PINE
Did you speak to Ramona then?

SCOTT
What? No. I haven't seen her since
The other night

KIM PINE
Oh. She's totally here

Kim points to RAMONA in the crowd. She is totally there. Her
Hair is now the BRIGHTEST GREEN, and she stands next to a
Nondescript MYSTERY GEEK in blazer and black rimmed glasses
They are chatting. She looks happy. Scott turns bleak again
KIM PINE
Scott? Not that I care...but you should
Talk to her before she's gone...

SCOTT
THANKS KI-

KIM PINE
And I really don't care

Scott nods at Kim's advice. He looks back to the crowd to
Find the MYSTERY GEEK staring right at him. Then-
Disorienting LIGHTS and LASERS flash on the opposite stage
A wall of FEEDBACK builds...THE KATAYANAGI TWINS appear
Sliding onstage behind their respective keyboard stands
KYLE KATAYANAGI, 23, is very serious and Japanese. KEN
KATAYANAGI, 23, is serious and very Japanese
Scott, Stephen Stills and Kim share a nervous look

STEPHEN STILLS
Okay gang. Can we do this? I mean
We can do this. Right?

KIM PINE
Right

STEPHEN STILLS
Scott?
Scott is distracted again by the Mystery Geek staring at him

KIM PINE
Scott!
Kyle Katayanagi hits a SINGLE NOTE on the keyboard, blasting
An enormous wave of sound at Sex Bob-Omb. It's so loud that
It shakes the foundations and rips the lighting rig from the
Ceiling, leaving a huge hole in the roof. The crowd cheers

AUDIENCE DUDE (O.S.)
They brought the house down
Now an open air venue, SNOW falls onto the stage. An earth
Shaking BASS NOTE blows the dust off Sex Bob-Omb...
Scott and Stills get into battle position. Scott screams!

SCOTT

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! WE ARE HERE TO

MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET

SAD AND STUFF! 1-2-3-4!
Sex Bob-Omb ROCK OUT, their sound blowing a mass of snow
Towards the Katayanagis. For once, they sound awesome
Kyle looks at Ken. They share a nod. Ken turns their amps up
To the Japanese character for 'œ11'. Their waveforms transform
The swirling snow into a TWO HEADED WHITE DRAGON!
Katayanagi SLAM their Moogs. Heavy weirdness EXPLODES from
The amps! The Dragon blows a BLAST of snowy fire that BLOWS
SEX BOB-OMB OFF THE STAGE. The crowd ERUPTS into cheers
Scott, Kim and Stills lie in a heap under their instruments

STEPHEN STILLS
Let's break up now and get it over
With. We screwed the pooch in front
Of Gideon Graves. We're done

SCOTT
Gideon...is here? Where?
Stills points to the Mystery Geek', who smirks and whispers
In Ramona's ear. This is GIDEON GRAVES, 37, ASSHOLE

SCOTT
That's Gideon?
Scott's eyes reflect Ramona's hair and turn GREEN. He
Struggles to his feet. The crowd slowly stops clapping as
Scott pulls Stills to his feet, then helps Kim up

SCOTT
Alright. Let's do this!

Kim, inspired by Scott's new hardcore attitude, comes in
Heavy on the kick drum. BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!
Heads nod in time as Sex Bob-Omb ROCK OUT! Their waveforms
Transform a mass of snow into a GREEN EYED YETI!
The Katayanagis fight back with their future sounds and their
Sonic Dragon stalks towards Sex Bob-Omb, slinking on perfect
Beat with the Katayanagis' spooky music
The Yeti and the Dragons CLASH at center stage, fighting in
Time to the music!
Scott and Stills bring their pick hands down like fierce
PUNCHES. The Yeti brings it's fists down on The Dragon. Sex
Bob-Omb HAMMER DOWN THE FINAL NOTE:

85 CONTINUED: (4) 85
The Yeti picks up The Dragon and THROWS it at the Katayanagi
Twins, EXPLODING them and their amps into COINS

'œ+999 ROCKING'

KIM PINE
That...was epic
The crowd goes bazooky. A DISEMBODIED SCOTT HEAD appears
Hovering next to Scott
Scott looks for Ramona in the crowd, but she and Gideon are
Gone. Scott hands his bass to Young Neil

STEPHEN STILLS
Scott. What are you doing?

SCOTT
Getting a life
Scott swipes the SCOTT HEAD and jumps into the still-
Applauding crowd. He can't find Ramona, but comes upon KNIVES
Standing alone in her homemade Sex Bob-Omb T-shirt

KNIVES CHAU
I just came to see the show. I'm
Not even stalking you
Knives's unusally composed demeanor gives Scott pause

SCOTT
You seem... different
Knives shrugs, different

KNIVES CHAU
I feel like I know stuff now
Scott and Knives lock eyes. Scott suddenly spots a flash of
GREEN HAIR exiting the building

SCOTT
Ramona...
Scott follows. Knives watches him go, eyes narrowing

86 EXT. THE NINTH CIRCLE - NIGHT 86

Scott chases Ramona down the street outside the venue

SCOTT
Ramona. I have something I need to
Tell you

RAMONA
Yeah, I have something to-

SCOTT
(RUSHED)
Great. Listen, I know you just play
Mysterious and aloof to avoid
Getting hurt. I know you have
Reasons for not wanting to talk
About your past. And I want you to
Know, I don't care about any of
That stuff. Why? Because I'm in
Lesbians with you

RAMONA
What?

SCOTT
I really, really mean it

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 99

86 CONTINUED: (2) 86

RAMONA
Oh. Okay

SCOTT
What did you want to tell me?

RAMONA
That we have to break up

SCOTT
What?

RAMONA
Yeah...it's not going to work out

SCOTT
Oh okay...
A sleek black '˜61 Lincoln Continental pulls up behind

RAMONA
It's Gideon. I just...I can't help
Myself around him

VOICE (O.S.)
That's the bad news
GIDEON GRAVES appears behind Scott with Stills and Kim in
Tow. The Lincoln parks. A driver opens the passenger door

GIDEON GRAVES
The good news, Scottie, is I'm
Officially loving the Sex Bombs

SCOTT
Bob-omb

GIDEON GRAVES
Three piece rock outfit with a semi-
Attractive female drummer? Music to
My earholes
Scott glowers. Ramona looks at the floor. Stills is ga-ga
TEXT: An arrow points to Stills' crotch, captioned 'œPEE'

GIDEON GRAVES
You know, I'm not even going to wait
To see how you guys do in the final
I'm signing you right now for a three
Album deal
Gideon produces a CONTRACT and clicks a pen

GIDEON GRAVES
See? I'm not such a bad guy after
All

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 99A

86 CONTINUED: (3) 86
Scott GRABS the contract and throws it onto the sidewalk

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 100

86 CONTINUED: (4) 86

SCOTT
You think we're gonna sell our
Souls to you? Well then guess-
We hear SCRIBBLING. Stills has picked up the contract and is
Furiously signing it using Scott's back. Kim shrugs and signs
It too, before trying to hand it back to Scott

SCOTT
Nuh-uh. I can't be part of the band
With this douche-in-charge

GIDEON GRAVES
Scottie, buddy, can I just say
Keep your emotions in check. Don't
Let what's past screw up your
Future
Scott watches Ramona get into the Continental. She rolls the
Mirrored window up so Scott stares at his own reflection

STEPHEN STILLS
The people need to hear us, Scott

SCOTT
Then you're going to need to find
Someone else to play bass
A cough. A meek Young Neil slides into view, bass in hand

GIDEON
Looks like we're all set
Young Neil signs the contract. There are hand shakes all
Round. Gideon turns to Scott and pats him on the shoulder

GIDEON
Oh and Scott, we should really be
Thanking each other. I mean, if it
Wasn't for me, you would have never
Been with Ramona, but if it wasn't
For you, she wouldn't be back with
Me. So I guess it all shakes out
Gideon walks around to the driver side of the Lincoln

GIDEON
And hey, the whole League of Evil
Exes thing? I was in a dark place
When I put that together. Forgiven?
Gideon disappears into the Lincoln and drives off and Sex
Bob-Omb drift away. Scott stands alone. He slaps his head-

SCOTT
I said '˜lesbians'!

INTEGRATED FINAL 100A

87 INT. THE BUS / GIDEON'S LINCOLN - NIGHT 87

Scott sits on the bus alone, thinking about Ramona...
Ramona sits expressionless in the back of Gideon's car...
Scott tries desperately to think positive...
A smiling Gideon sidles closer to Ramona...

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 101

87 CONTINUED: 87
Scott walks forlornly down an empty street and bumps his head
On a telephone pole. 'œTHONK'

'œOH GOD WHY'

A88 EXT. THE PARK - NIGHT / DAY / NIGHT A88

Scott sits on the swings, staring straight ahead
Night turns to day. Day turns to night
Scott remains in the exact same position

STACEY (O.S.)
Was she really the one?
Scott looks over to see STACEY on the swing next to him

SCOTT
The wha?

STACEY
I mean, did you really see a future
With this girl?

SCOTT
Like...with jetpacks?
Stacey stands to go, gives Scott a hug

STACEY
Time heals all wounds, little
Brother. Maybe next time let's not
Date the girl with eleven evil ex-
Boyfriends

SCOTT
Seven

STACEY
Oh. Well that's not so bad
Stacey heads off. Scott looks at the camera

88 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 88

Scott enters. Flicks the light on. Gets a shock

SCOTT
Aaah!

WALLACE (O.S.)

TURN OFF THE LIGHT!
Scott flicks the light off. Over PITCH BLACK...

WALLACE (O.S)
Presumably you just saw someone's
Junk, and I apologize for that

VOICE (O.S.)
Sorry

SCOTT (O.S.)
Was that Other Scott or Jimmy or
Someone?

WALLACE (O.S.)
Or someone

VOICE (O.S.)
It's Chris

WALLACE (O.S.)
It's Chris

89 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - LATER 89

Scott sits in the chair, wrapped in a blanket. SOME GUY lies
In Scott's usual futon spot (wearing Wallace's monogrammed
Robe). Wallace hands Scott cocoa

WALLACE
Scott, you know I love you. But I
Need my own bed tonight. For sex

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Right

WALLACE
I may need it the rest of the week too

SCOTT
Right
And the year

SCOTT
I get it

WALLACE
Maybe you can move in with Ramona
Scott stares deep into his cocoa and shakes his head

SCOTT
She's with Gideon

WALLACE
Ah. That sucks. But you know, it's
Probably just because he's better
Than you

Scott nods

WALLACE
He'll certainly have better hair
Scott nods

WALLACE
Either way, I think this fight is over
Scott nods

WALLACE
You can sleep on the floor until
You get somewhere else to stay. I
Got you muffs and blinkers in case
This might happen
Wallace produces earmuffs and a sleep mask

SCOTT
Thanks
RINGY RING. Scott stares at the phone. Some guy picks up

SOME GUY
It's for Scott

SCOTT

(TAKES PHONE)
Hello?

GIDEON GRAVES (O.S.)
Hey, pal. Just wanted to say I feel
Terrible about earlier. I don't
Want any hard feelings, so I
Figured why not be the bigger man
And give you a call

SCOTT
Is Ramona with you?

90 INT. GIDEON'S LAIR - CONTINUOUS 90

Gideon appears to sit on some kind of throne. He calls off

GIDEON GRAVES
I don't know. Are you with me?

RAMONA (O.S.)
Yeah

SCOTT (O.S.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

GIDEON GRAVES
Geez buddy, it's gonna be alright

91 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS 91

SCOTT
No, I just spilled cocoa on my crotch

GIDEON GRAVES (O.S)
Sure you did. Well as you know, I'm
Opening a new Chaos Theatre in
Toronto and The Sex Bobs are
Playing our grand opening tonight
And it would feel really weird for
All of us if you weren't there
They just did a sound check and the
Acoustics in here are amazing

SCOTT

(GRIM)
Yeah. Maybe I'll see you there

GIDEON GRAVES
I hope so, amigo. I don't want
Anymore bad blood between ex's
What do you say?

SCOTT
Mm

GIDEON GRAVES
Okay laters
Click

WALLACE
What a perfect asshole
Scott turns, alarmed. REVEAL Wallace on the other cordless

WALLACE
Forget what I said earlier. Finish him

92 EXT. STREETS OF TORONTO - NIGHT 92

Snow blows around a steely eyed Scott as he stomps towards a
Group of desolate WAREHOUSES near the water. A lone HIPSTER
KID smokes a cigarette, leaning against a warehouse wall

HIPSTER KID
Password?
Scott shrugs

SCOTT
Whatever

HIPSTER KID
Cool
The Hipster Kid waves Scott in

The warehouse is empty. Scott follows the sound of music to a
GATED ELEVATOR. Two Hipster Kids guard the elevator

HIPSTER KID
Second password?
Scott gives the slightest shrug

HIPSTER KID
Cool
Scott steps into the elevator. So far so good

Scott exits the elevator and steps into GIDEON'S UNDERGROUND
LAIR OF COOL SHIT...the CHAOS THEATRE
All HIPSTER KIDS have gathered in one spot of ultimate
Snobbery. They are legion, wearing identical outfits; Chuck
Taylors, skinny jeans. COMEAU holds court among them

COMEAU
Yeah, their first album is so much
Better than their first album
Scott pushes through the idiot hordes. SEX BOB-OMB are
Playing onstage, now using SWEET BRAND amps, YOUNG NEIL on
Bass. Stills sees Scott walking by as they finish a song

STEPHEN STILLS
Scott!
Scott pauses, looking up at his former bandmates

STEPHEN STILLS (CONT'D)
Let it go. Don't give him the
Satisfaction

SCOTT
What if I want the satisfaction?

STEPHEN STILLS
Well, then you're doomed

GIDEON GRAVES (O.S.)
Scott Pilgrim!
Scott turns to see GIDEON sitting on a throne of cool atop a
BLACK VELVET VIP PYRAMID. Ramona kneels at his side

GIDEON GRAVES
Hey buddy, welcome to the Chaos
Theatre. Somebody get this man a
Drink! Coke Zero right?
A COCKTAIL WAITRESS with a fringe appears with a Coke Zero
Scott takes the beverage and THROWS THE CUP TO THE FLOOR!

SCOTT
I'm not here to drink

GIDEON GRAVES
I got no beef with you

SCOTT
What if I have a beef...with you?

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 106

94 CONTINUED: 94

GIDEON GRAVES
Are you still mad about that whole
Thing with the Guild?

SCOTT
You mean The League'?

GIDEON
Guild, League, whatever. It's
Ancient history
Gideon puts his arm around Ramona

SCOTT
I'll show you how ancient of
History it is
Scott gets into a fighting stance. Gideon loses his cool

GIDEON GRAVES
No use crying over spilt Coke
Buddy. The lady made her choice and
We're all gonna have to move on

SCOTT
Well I ain't moving...buddy

GIDEON GRAVES
You want to fight me for her?

SCOTT
Was that not clear?
(to Sex Bob-Omb)
Was that not clear?
Sex Bob-Omb shake their heads. Gideon stands up, flexes

GIDEON GRAVES
Now why on earth do you want to do that?

SCOTT
Because, I'm in love with her
Ramona and Scott lock eyes. A new power comes over Scott. He
Reaches for the HEART DESIGN printed on his ratty vintage T-
Shirt and pulls a FLAMING BLUE SWORD from his own chest

NARRATOR (V.O.)
Scott earned the power of love...
Ramona looks away from Scott. Gideon smiles

GIDEON GRAVES
I think this deserves a song
Kimberly?

Kim scratches her head with her middle finger before
Grudgingly launching into a number

KIM PINE
We are Sex Bob-Omb, we are here to
Make money, and sell out and stuff
Kim clicks out a fast tempo. Sex Bob-Omb begin to ROCK OUT

A HORDE OF HIPSTER INDIE KIDS ATTACK SCOTT PILGRIM, ON BEAT
Scott swings at them with his FLAMING BLUE SWORD. He slashes
At them to the beat, exploding each attacker into COINS
Scott then RUNS up the side of the pyramid towards Gideon

GIDEON GRAVES
Ramona. My cane
Ramona hands Gideon a cane with G-MAN engraved on the handle
He unsheathes a SWORD that could not have fit in there
Scott and Gideon LEAP towards each other...Gideon descends
Like a vulture and SMASHES the sword out of Scott's hands
Scott hits the ground HARD, rolling to a stop

SCOTT
Your club sucks, by the way
Gideon approaches, to administer a final blow

GIDEON
If my cathedral of cutting edge
Taste holds no interest for your
Tragically Canadian sensibilities
Then I shall grant you a swift exit
From the premises. And fast
Entrance into HELLLLLLL
Gideon raises his sword. Then from above...

KNIVES CHAU (O.S.)
SCOOOOOOOOOTT!!!
KNIVES CHAU sails into frame and KICKS the sword out of
Gideon's hands. She lands awkwardly, tripping and falling
Down the side of the pyramid. Gideon chuckles

GIDEON GRAVES
That is priceless
Scott looks to Knives, both concerned and amazed. She quickly
Recovers and POINTS a furious finger

KNIVES CHAU, 18 YEARS OLD, FUN FACT: SCOTTAHOLIC'

KNIVES CHAU
You'll pay for what you did to him!

GIDEON GRAVES
Listen, Kung Pao Chicken, your old
Old boyfriend brought this all on
Himself. He was warned plenty of
Times. But did he listen? Did he f-

KNIVES CHAU
I'm not talking to you. I'm talking
To HER!
Angle on a confused RAMONA standing behind Gideon

RAMONA
What?

KNIVES CHAU
YOU BROKE THE HEART THAT BROKE
MINE! GET READY TO CHAU DOWN!
Knives leaps up the pyramid toward a shocked Ramona!

RAMONA
You're kidding right?
Knives pulls out KNIVES and charges! Ramona fights
Defensively, redirecting Knives' parries without harming her

GIDEON
You can't say I don't know how to
Put on a show
GIDEON lashes out at Scott. He can barely block Gideon's
Tremendous blows, distracted by his duelling exes

RAMONA
What the hell is your deal?

KNIVES CHAU
You stole him with your advanced
American slut technology
DUAL DUEL! The fighters weave in and out of each other
Throwing blocks and punches, KUNG FU STYLE

RAMONA
I don't know what you're talking
About, I didn't steal anyone
Scott lands a KICK to Gideon's chest, sending him flying off
The edge of the pyramid. He then BLOCKS a punch from Knives
To Ramona and spins her away, separating them

SCOTT
Can we please stop all this
Fighting! Nobody stole anybody
Knives, I dated you and then I
Dated Ramona. Okay?

(BEAT)
I mean...maybe I kind of forgot to
Tell Knives right away, but...

KNIVES CHAU
Then you cheated on me, Scott!

(EYES NARROWING)
You cheated on both of us
Knives and Ramona both look at Scott, neither amused

RAMONA
You cheated on me with Knives?

SCOTT
No! I cheated on Knives. With you

RAMONA
Is there a difference?

SCOTT
You weren't wronged?
Scott breaks into a flop sweat

SCOTT
Right?
Knives and Ramona stare at Scott

GIDEON (O.S.)
Game over!
STAB! A sword pierces Scott's chest from behind

GIDEON GRAVES
Scottie. You can cheat on these
Ladies all you want, but you
Can't...cheat...death
Scott slides off Gideon's sword and falls to the ground...

TEXT WITH ARROW POINTING TO SCOTT: 'œDEAD'
Everything goes white...SAND blows through frame...Scott's
Eyes blink open. He looks up into a BLINDING BLUE SKY...

95 EXT. THE DREAM DESERT - DAY 95

Scott sits up next to a lone cactus, rubbing his temples

SCOTT
Ugh
Ramona appears out of nowhere; fainter than before

RAMONA
I'm sorry. Dying probably sucks

SCOTT
You know what sucks? Getting killed
By THAT guy. Why him?

RAMONA
It's complicated

SCOTT
Well, maybe now would be the time
To get into it. Seeing as I'm about
To die

RAMONA
Alright... the truth is, it was me
Who was obsessed. I was crazy about
Him. But he ignored me. I was more
Alone when we were together than I
Ever was on my own. That's why I
Had to leave... and that's when he
Started paying attention

SCOTT
So why go back?

RAMONA
I can't help myself around him
Scott. He just... has a way of
Getting into my head

SCOTT
Well, that's legitimately
Disappointing. I really will leave
You alone forever now...

RAMONA
No. I mean, he literally has a way
Of getting into my head
Ramona lifts her hair up on the back of her head, revealing a
Blinking CHIP implanted on her skull

SCOTT
That is evil

RAMONA
He's like that
Ramona covers the chip, self-consciously touching her hair

SCOTT
So this kinda sucks for everybody, eh?

RAMONA
I'm sorry it had to end this way
We had a good run, I guess

SCOTT
You can't say I didn't try. I
Really fought for you back there

RAMONA
Uh-huh
The winds blow harder, Ramona seeming to fade away

RAMONA
But someone was fighting pretty
Hard for you back there
Scott's eyes go wide with epiphany

SCOTT
Knives?

RAMONA
I wish I was ever as fanatically
Devoted to anything as that girl is
To you
Ramona slowly dissolve away in the sand

SCOTT
I feel like I learned something. Which
Would be great if I wasn't dead
Ramona is gone. Scott slumps to his knees

SCOTT
So...so alone
DA-DING. The PILGRIM-HEAD appears and rotates around Scott

SCOTT
Ahhhhhh...
We FLASH BACK to Scott swiping the PILGRIM HEAD, then FAST
FORWARD through the breakup with Ramona and Sex Bob-Omb. We
Hear Scott screaming throughout this magical restart

SCOTT

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

96 INT. WALLACE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT 96

We FAST FORWARD all the way to Wallace's apartment, as Scott
Enters. He flicks the light o

SCOTT

...AAAAAAAAAHHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I

HAD TO SEE THAT AGAIN!

SOME GUY (O.S.)
Again?

WALLACE (O.S.)
Turn off the light!
Scott flicks the light off. On PITCH BLACK...

SCOTT
Wallace, when my journey began, I
Was living in an ordinary world
Ramona skated through my dreams and
It was like a call to adventure, a
Call I considered refusing. But my
Mentor, that's you, told me if I
Want something bad enough I have to
Fight for it. So I did. There were
Tests, allies, enemies. I
Approached a deep cave and went
Through a crazy ordeal, during
Which I totally seized the sword
Sadly, I died. Then I resurrected!
Now I realize what I should have
Been fighting for all along. But
Before I do that, I need to ask one
Final favor of you

WALLACE (O.S.)
Sure thing, guy

SCOTT
Could you put a robe on and hand me
The phone?
Wallace flicks on a bedside lamp, hands him the phone

SCOTT
Toronto. Chaos Theatre. Gideon
Graves

(BEAT)
Tell him Scott Pilgrim is calling

GIDEON GRAVES (O.S.)
Scott. I was just about to-

SCOTT
Hey, pal. I feel terrible about
Everything. I don't want any hard
Feelings, so I figure why not be
The bigger man and give you a call

GIDEON GRAVES (O.S.)
Um...

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 112A

96 CONTINUED: (2) 96

SCOTT
Sorry, what I meant to say is 'œI'm
Coming over to kill you'
Scott hangs up and heads for the door, hardcore

WALLACE

GO KICK THAT GUY'S ASS!
Wallace stands to high five Scott, exposing his junk

WALLACE (CONT'D)
Ah, sorry

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 113

96 CONTINUED: (3) 96

SCOTT
You seen one...

97 EXT. STREETS OF TORONTO - DAY 97

Scott Pilgrim RUNS towards the desolate WAREHOUSES. The same
HIPSTER KID smokes a cigarette against the wall

SCOTT
Your hair looks stupid
The Hipster Kid EXPLODES into COINS

98 INT. WAREHOUSE - DAY 98

Scott approaches the two Hipster Kids guarding the ELEVATOR

HIPSTER KID
'˜Sup?

SCOTT
Whatever
Scott SPLIT KICKS them in the faces, knocking them out

99 INT. CHAOS THEATRE - CONTINUOUS 99

DING! Scott exits the elevator and steps into GIDEON'S

UNDERGROUND LAIR OF COOL SHIT: THE CHAOS THEATRE...AGAIN

COMEAU
Yeah, their first album is so-
Scott KNOCKS DOWN Comeau and looks to Sex Bob-Omb

STEPHEN STILLS
Scott! Let it go

SCOTT
Don't worry. I know what I'm doing
Stephen, the new line-up rocks. You
Guys sound better without me. Young
Neil? You have learned well. From
This point forward, you shall be
Known as 'œNeil'. And Kim?
Kim looks at Scott, deadpan as ever

SCOTT (CONT'D)
Sorry about...everything
Kim shrugs

SCOTT (CONT'D)
Sorry about me

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 113A

99 CONTINUED: 99
Kim SMILES at Scott for the first time ever

GIDEON GRAVES (O.S.)
Scott Pilgrim!
Scott turns to GIDEON on his throne, Ramona at his side

GIDEON GRAVES (CONT'D)
Hey buddy, welcome to the Chaos-

SCOTT
Save it. You're pretentious, the club
Sucks, I have beef, let's do it
Scott goes straight into fight mode

GIDEON GRAVES
You want to fight me for her?
Ramona and Scott lock eyes. A strange new power overcomes
Scott, different than before

SCOTT
No...I want to fight you for me
Scott reaches for the HEART DESIGN printed on his ratty T-
Shirt and pulls a FLAMING RED SWORD from his own chest

NARRATOR (V.O.)
Scott earned the power of self-respect

SCOTT
Kim?

KIM PINE

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB, AND WE ARE HERE TO

WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH

IN!
Kim drives a hardcore beat. Sex Bob-Omb ROCK THE FUCK OUT
HIPSTERS ATTACK SCOTT PILGRIM to the BEAT. Scott swings his
FLAMING RED SWORD, exploding each attacker into COINS

GIDEON GRAVES
Ramona. My cane
Ramona hands Gideon his cane. He unsheathes his SWORD. Scott
And Gideon RUN towards each other, LEAPING in the air. They
Pass in the air and Scott SLASHES. They land on opposite
Sides of the platform, backs to each other

SCOTT
How's it going back there?

GIDEON GRAVES
You dick

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 114A

99 CONTINUED: (3) 99
Gideon falls down. Dead, apparently. Scott calls out

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 115

99 CONTINUED: (4) 99

SCOTT
Knives! I know you're in here!
Don't attack Ra-
Knives SAILS through the air and KICKS Ramona in the head
SUPER HARD. We hear a METALLIC KLONK
They square off, Ramona staggered, Knives pulling KNIVES

KNIVES CHAU
Steal my boyfriend, taste my steel
Scott jumps between them, hands held out

SCOTT (CONT'D)

ENOUGH!
Knives tries to go around him. Scott GRABS her wrists. She
Kicks him in the face

KNIVES CHAU
No, Scott! This fat ass hurt me and
I will have my revenge!

SCOTT
No, Knives. I hurt you. I cheated
On you
Knives steps back, stunned

KNIVES CHAU
You cheated on me Scott?

SCOTT
I cheated on both of you. And I'm
Sorry. I was a different guy back
Then
Knives' frown melts. Scott turns to Ramona

SCOTT (CONT'D)
And...you're not a fat ass. She didn't
Mean that. So, are we all good?
Ramona rubs the back of her head. The CHIP no longer blinks

RAMONA
Never felt better

GIDEON GRAVES (O.S.)
Are we all done with the hugging
And learning? I thought we had a
Fight going here
All turn to see GIDEON; bloodied, but still grinning, a
Lopsided slash across his face accentuating his smirk

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 115A

99 CONTINUED: (5) 99

SCOTT
Oh, you got a fight alright
Scott steps into a fighting stance. Knives joins him

GIDEON
Ramona. Are you with me?

Ramona looks to Gideon, then joins Scott and Knives and
STRIKES A FIGHT POSE, the three of them ready to rumble

GIDEON (CONT'D)
Wrong move, baby
Scott ATTACKS with his sword. Gideon BLOCKS, disarms Scott
With one move, spins and BUTTS Scott in the face with the
Hilt of the sword. Scott teeters on the edge of the pyramid
Knives throws her knives. Gideon's lightning fast sword
Deflects them, SHING SHING!
Gideon wheels towards Ramona, expecting her to move. She
Looks doubtful, takes a hesitant step towards him. He grins

GIDEON (CONT'D)
Yeah. You're still my girl
Ramona steps up to Gideon and whispers in his ear

RAMONA
Let's both be girls
Ramona knees Gideon in the balls
Gideon SWINGS his sword at Ramona. Knives whips off her
Scarf, uses it to wrap up Gideon's sword arm and disarms him
Scott and Knives punch Gideon in the face in a volley of

FREEZE FRAMES
Knives KICKS Gideon in the stomach and Scott follows with a
PUNCH IN THE NOSE, sending Gideon sliding across the floor
Gideon gets back to his feet via backflip. He shakes off the
Assault and grins

GIDEON
You made me swallow me gum. That's
Going to be in my digestive tract
For seven years!
Gideon throws a series of Wushu moves that give him a POWER
UP - his glasses glow, his HEALTH BAR increases. He makes an
'œX' with his fingers and a draws a NEW POWER UP SWORD
He cuts big arcs at Scott, Knives and Ramona. They barely
Dodge him. Scott SPIES his sword and picks it up just in time
To BLOCK Gideon's attack. The swords create an 'œX'
Ramona KICKS. Gideon BLOCKS, knocking her down
Gideon swings at Scott. Scott ducks. Knives attacks and
Scores a hit. Gideon hits her back, dropping her
SCOTT ATTACKS. They fence. Gideon spins low. Scott leaps in
The air. Gideon spins again and swings upward. Scott blocks
With his sword and is sent UP into the air. Gideon jumps
After him. They CLASH in the air. Scott's sword SHATTERS

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 116A

99 CONTINUED: (7) 99
Scott lands hard. Gideon lands in front of him and raises his
Sword for the kill. Ramona swings Gideon's VELVET ROPE
Cancelling out Gideon's digital sword
Gideon SLAPS Ramona in the face and sends her painfully
Tumbling down the pyramid. She lands painfully at the bottom
Knives and Scott share a look. They Get up and circle Gideon
COMBO ATTACK! FREEZE FRAME PUNCHES: Knives kicks and Scott
Punches, sending Gideon back and forth like a pinball: KICK
PUNCH KICK PUNCH KICK! Gideon's face smashes with each
Impact
Ramona rises to see Scott and Knives kicking ass
Scott slides Knives through Gideon's legs. From the floor
She kicks him in the back of the head, then upends him like a
Wheelbarrow and KICKS HIM IN THE FACE, sending him spinning
Gideon lands HARD on his knees, defeated. One lens of his
Glasses cracks. He looks up at the steely eyed Scott

GIDEON (CONT'D)
Who do you think you are Pilgrim?
You think you're better than me?
I'll tell you what you are. A pain
In my ass. You know how long it
Took to get all the evil exes'
Contact information so I could form
This stupid league? Like two hours!
Gideon starts to pixellate quite badly. Not long now...

GIDEON (CONT'D)
You're not cool enough for Ramona
You're zero. You're nothing. Me?
I'm what's hip. I'm what's
Happening. I'm blowing up right
Now

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 117

99 CONTINUED: (8) 99

SCOTT
You're right. I'm not cool enough
For Ramona. And you got another
Thing right. You are blowing up
Right now
Scott spins and BACK HEELS Gideon in the face
Gideon's head EXPLODES, his glasses SAILING down the steps of
The pyramid. Then his body follows suit in an almighty-

POOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
SHIMMERING COINS rain down. Scott and Knives kiss

YOUNG NEIL
Whoa...

KIM PINE
There goes our deal

STEPHEN STILLS
We're still getting paid, right?
Kim points to the falling coins

KIM PINE
There goes our deal

YOUNG NEIL
Oh...
Stills jumps off stage and picks up coins
The coin rain continues, silhouetting Scott and Knives in
Their kung fu poses. They share a smile

RAMONA (O.S.)
You two make a good combo
Ramona, awake now, makes her way towards them

SCOTT
Yeah?

RAMONA
Yeah

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 118

99 CONTINUED: (9) 99
The trio walk down the pyramid steps. Scott picks up Gideon's
Fallen glasses
The glasses GLIMMER. GIDEON'S VOICE echoes

GIDEON'S VOICE (O.S.)
You can defeat me...but can you
Defeat...yourself?
Scott peers into the glimmering lenses, spotting his EVIL
MIRROR IMAGE staring back at him. The glasses dissolve and
Scott whips around to face...

KNIVES CHAU
Negascott!
NEGASCOTT walks towards Scott, Knives and Ramona. Fringed
Hair. Dark clothes. Evil face
Knives and Ramona flank Scott in a fighting stance

SCOTT
No. This is something I have to
Face on my own
The girls reluctantly exit stage left as Scott walks forward
To confront his dark side
Scott and Negascott face off. Both take a step forward...

100-103 OMITTED 100-103

104 EXT. THE WAREHOUSE - EVENING 104

Knives and Ramona huddle in the snow outside Chaos Theatre
They look expectantly at the entrance, worried for Scott
Then...
Scott strolls out with Negascott. They chat amiably, shake
Hands and part ways. Scott approaches Knives and Ramona

KNIVES CHAU
What happened?

SCOTT
Aw, nothing. We just shot the shit
He's a super-nice guy. We actually
Have a lot in common
Scott runs his fingers through his hair

KNIVES CHAU
Your hair

SCOTT
What?

KNIVES CHAU
It's getting really shaggy
Scott's HAT appears on his head! He looks totally freked

SCOTT
Yeah?

KNIVES CHAU
I like it
Knives removes the hat from Scott's head, literally taking
His guard down. Ramona sees this and smiles

SCOTT
You do?
Scott smiles, then realizes Ramona has gone. He turns to see
Her, pulling her hood up and walking into the darkness
Scott calls after her. Steps tentatively away from Knives

SCOTT
Hey... Where are you going?
Ramona, hoping to slip away, stops and turns back

RAMONA
I dunno. I should probably
Disappear

SCOTT
After all that?

RAMONA
It's hard, you know? I came here to
Get away, but the past keeps
Catching up. I'm tired of people
Getting hurt because of me
Ramona looks at Knives as she says this

SCOTT
I think I understand
Snow begins to fall. Ramona straightens his parka tenderly

RAMONA
I should tahnk you, though

SCOTT
For what?

RAMONA
For being the nicest guy I ever
Dated

SCOTT
That's kind of sad

RAMONA
(ALMOST LAUGHING)
It is kind of sad
She takes his hand briefly, then lets it drop

RAMONA
Well... Bye and stuff

SCOTT
Yeah. And stuff
She turns to walk off again. Scott watches, then hears-

KNIVES (O.S.)
Go get her
Surprised, Scott turns back to see a smiling Knives

SCOTT
Wha?

KNIVES
You earned it. You've been fighting
For her all along

SCOTT
But what about you?

KNIVES
(totally sweet and sad)
I'll be fine. I'm too cool for you
Anyway
She grins and kisses his cheek

KNIVES
There's someone out there for me
We hear a COUGH - Young Neil sidles into frame behind her
Guitar still in hand
We hear a 2ND COUGH - Nega Scott also sidles into frame
Knives doesn't look back, but urges Scott to-

KNIVES
Go talk to her. Before she's gone
Ramona walks on into the night alone, but then-

SCOTT (O.S.)
Hey... mind if I tag along?

(CONTINUED)

INTEGRATED FINAL 119B

104 CONTINUED: (4) 104
Ramona is flabbergasted to see a cheery Scott walk alongside

RAMONA
You want to come with me?SCOTT
(HOPEFUL) I thought maybe we could... try
Again?

Ramona smiles. She holds out her hand like in the park scene
Earlier. Scott takes it

We see the door with the star on it, standing right in the
Middle of the street, snow swirling around it

Scott and Ramona walk towards the door, sunrise coming up
Over Toronto, night magically turning to day, winter turning
To spring

Over this magical transformation, we hear a lush rendition of
"Ramona" swelling and hear whispers of gossip over Toronto's
Cell phone airwaves

JULIE
Oh my God, can I blow your mind?
Scott Pilgrim totally threw down
With Gideon Graves at the grand
Opening of Chaos Theater. Yeah, it
Was apparently awesome

STACEY (V.O.)
Oh my God, it was a HUGE fight. I
Mean bananas. My little brother
Kicked a guy's head off. Literally
It was unbelievable. Someone
Seriously should have been filming
It

Scott and Ramona walk through the door. Tilt up to the
Heavens and reveal the CONTINUE graphic in the stars

CONTINUE? 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...<>

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