Hey Jane de Tyler

Always, always, always wear a condom
Dont' trust-
Hey Jane, we got the news and I ain't know what to do
I didn't panic, I was comfortin' you
Still in shock, but damn, the late response, is this really true?

If it was bound to happen to me, I'm lucky it's you

Hey Jane, your hair long and your legs long

And we can both relate to the fact that our dads gone

Couple good qualities on you, you can pass on

You're not dumb, and your face good, and your head strong, look

Hey Jane, I know my mom'll be excited as hell

I know your mom'll be excited as well

But people talk, so let's pretend we ain't got no one to tell

I know our exes wanna see us in Hell, this ain't about them, no

This ain't about kinfolk, this our decision with a small window

I wanna jump out, but if you wanna stay in the room, I can not bug out

Time blockin' the driveway, I can not pull out, nah, I didn't pull out

Wow, I'm disappointed in me, this ain't like me

How can I be reckless? This ain't my lifestyle

Never had no scare in my life 'til now

Ain't in the space to raise no goddamn child

Hey Jane, I'm terrified, petrified

I don't wanna give my freedom up, or sanitize it

This my fault, the results are justified

I fucked up, I'm stressed out, I'm dead inside

But, hey Jane, who am I to come bitch and complain?

You gotta deal with all the mental and physical change

All the heaviest emotions, and the physical pain

Just to give the kid the man last name? Fuck that (That's dumb as fuck)

Our resumes unmet, the bus stopped that light

We ain't make it to love yet

Took a shortcut to forever, I'm upset (Fuck)

'Cause we was in the back, no strings, but our tongues wet

We haven't boat tripped, we haven't argued

We still learnin' each other, I don't know all you

And you don't know all me, how am I to live with

That is not a good foundation to have kids with

Or maybe it is, maybe it's not, just not yet

Maybe that's a blessing in disguise, not a regret

Look Jane, it's your choice at the end of the day

Just know I support either way, no pressure

Hey T, we got the news and I forgot how to breathe

In a panic, you was comfortin' me

Damn, what do we do, what are the odds? Is this really true?

If it was bound to happen to me, I'm lucky it's you

Hey T, your legs long and your waist thin

And we can both relate to the fact we got great skin

You're not dumb, and your energy is a good mood

A lil' weird, but overall you's a good dude, huh

Hey T, how would you feel if we kept it a secret?

It's a voice inside me begging me to keep it

I'm thirty-five and my ovaries might not reset

I don't wanna live my whole life feelin' regret

Damn, a feeling you can never understand (I can't)

You just hope to God I get my period again

I was twenty-four and-

Look, I don't wanna go through that experience again

Hey T, things happen, no one is wrong (It was an accident)

But I don't need to stress, I can do this alone

My mom did it, your mom did it, this ain't a pride thing

This a more "I prefer to have peace of mind" thing

I got my own bread, I don't need you to buy things

'Cause my needs don't include your money and status

I can move back to London and avoid any static

Between us, no need to make it hard like a callus

There's too much on your palette, this is really traumatic for me

I can raise it by myself, I'm dramatic, you see

Pushing people out my life is a habit, I see

Can you crack a window so I can breathe?

Hey T, I'm scared too (I am too)

It was so hard for me to tell you, to tell truth

I ain't wanna tell me, I look in the mirror, like, damn, I failed me

I'm scared to tell my momma, scared to tell my bitches

Scared of all the people who don't know what's in our business

Scared of all they advice, and my intuitions

Scared of not knowin', but too scared to make decisions

I said I wouldn't do this again

It's a lose if I lose lil' bro in the end

And it's a lose-lose, if I lose you as a friend

I been losin' myself, it ain't no one to defend me

I got a mini version of myself livin' in me

You pullin' out your hair, I walk around in a frenzy

I'm feelin' the resentment every time you get near me

My body has a clock and I don't know where the end be

Emotions throwin' around like a frisbee

My titties gettin' bigger and I'm cravin' a ten piece

T, no matter the decision of day, I just want us to be cool either way

No pressure