Stripper Love de Plies

The old fogey is a cold OG
What'd you say, whippersnapper?
I suppose you prefer a stripper rapper
Your fitted cap looks like shitted crap
And whoever put that jockstrap on your head, give it back!
You look like a club member that forgot the password
Ain't nobody mistaken you for an athlete, you fat bastard
In the hall of where the full-of-shit kids be
Trippin' over wallet jeans, playing Ultimate Frisbee
Listen, kitty
Underground ain't a sound, it means you dig with a shovel
Till you find what you love all up under the rubble
Mind if I join you? skeletons left out to rot
What are you rebelling against "what do you got? ha ha ha"
I'm throwing out your dude ads
Your wall of
And your
I really don't give a damn
A 300 lb chick asked for my signature, I wrote 'To My Biggest Fan'
I'm so dope, I make priests write notes like "Dear, Pope
Old fogey Paul B made me lose hope
The prayers I a joke compared to stares of the boys I groped
Love, Priest"
"Dear, Priest
You sound young, let's elope
Love, Pope"
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Ass cream for tag team blaspheme
They wear dresses and hats like they're drag queens
"That's mean!"
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(well what are you gonna do about it?)