Waitress in the Sky de The Replacements

She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

Paid my fare, don't wanna complain

You get to me, you're always outta champagne

Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie

'cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"

My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'"

Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass

Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class

Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer

Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear

A real union flight attendant, my oh my

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky