Clinton and the queen de Tripod

hello australia,
bill here.

well i haven't been down under for quite a while,
it's great to see you austrians speak,
such good Inglés-English.
hey hey hey.
hey, i say gee-day.
well i'm shopping round the same speech,
all around the world.
my head is in a spin,
'cos i think i met a girl.
hey hey hey.

i found love in the arse end,
of the world.

good day australia,
this is your queen.

i haven't been down under for quite a while,
i love the way you colonials
touch me on the back.
hey hey hey,
i say good day.

it's the queen's Inglés-English,
that means it's my Inglés-English.
so if i say blagook,
you have to include it.
go on, put it in a sentence.

i, blagook, the shops

excellent, excellent.

well, i've been waving my white glove,
from a bullet-proof van,
but i never felt safer,
than with this crude southern man.
hey hey hey.

i found love in the arse end,
of the world.

i did not have sex with that woman,
we were making sweet, sweet love,
it was too beautiful to use such a crude term,
we were humping like two wild buffalo
and i will not reduce it to some base animal act.
let me tell you though,
she's a hell cat.

i found love in the arse end,
of the world.

bill, you send electricity up my spine.

i think that's your pacemaker,
but lizzie that's just fine.
hey hey hey,
i think i'll stay.

well bill i think that you and i might marry,
i love the way you get along with,
my grandson harry.

hey hey hey,
hey hey hey.

well i like the little kid,
he really gets good weed,
and me and him get whacked,
and then we watch the matrix.
hey hey hey

then we all get the munchies,
7-11 on the corner looks quite nice,
he has chips, and i have potato chips.

and i have crisps,
and vanilla slice.

i found love in the arse end,

maybe you can be the new governor general.

i found love in the arse end,

maybe you in turn,
can be my new inturn

i found love in the,
arse end,
arse end,
arse end,
of the world.
yeah.