Stan de Eminem

Dido:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so.
(x2)

Eminem:
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

Dido:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so.
(x2)

Eminem:
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, No.
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan --
We should be together too

Dido:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so.
(x2)

Eminem:
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, In the Air of the Night
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
{*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*}
.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}

Dido:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so.
(x2)

Eminem:
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name it was you
Damn!

Dido:
Mi té se ha enfriado, me pregunto por qué
me levanté de la cama en absoluto
Las nubes de lluvia de la mañana me nublan
y no puedo ver nada en absoluto
Y aunque pudiera, todo sería gris,
pero tu foto en mi pared
me recuerda que no está tan mal,
no está tan mal.
(x2)

Eminem:
Querido Slim, escribí pero aún no has llamado
Dejé mi móvil, mi buscapersonas y mi teléfono fijo abajo
Envié dos cartas en otoño, debes no haberlas recibido
Probablemente hubo un problema en la oficina de correos o algo así
A veces escribo direcciones demasiado rápido cuando las apunto
pero en fin; qué más da, qué ha pasado? Hombre, cómo está tu hija?
Mi novia también está embarazada, a punto de ser padre
Si tengo una hija, sabes cómo la llamaré?
La llamaré Bonnie
Leí sobre tu tío Ronnie también, lo siento
Tuve un amigo que se suicidó por una chica que no lo quería.
Sé que probablemente escuchas esto todos los días, pero soy tu mayor fan
Incluso tengo el material underground que hiciste con Skam
Tengo una habitación llena de tus pósters y tus imágenes man
Me gusta lo que hiciste con Rawkus también, eso estaba genial
En fin, espero que recibas esto hombre, escríbeme de vuelta,
solo para charlar; sinceramente tu mayor fan
Este es Stan

Dido:
Mi té se ha enfriado, me pregunto por qué
me levanté de la cama en absoluto
Las nubes de lluvia de la mañana me nublan
y no puedo ver nada en absoluto
Y aunque pudiera, todo sería gris,
pero tu foto en mi pared
me recuerda que no está tan mal ,
no está tan mal.
(x2)

Eminem:
Querido Slim, aun no has llamado ni escrito; espero que tengas oportunidad
No estoy enfadado; solo creo que es MUY MALO que no respondas a los fans
Si no querías hablar conmigo fuera del concierto
no tenías que hacerlo; pero podías haber firmado un autógrafo para Matthew
Ese es mi hermano pequeño hombre; solo tiene seis años
Esperamos bajo el frío helador por ti;
cuatro horas y simplemente dijiste: No.
Eso es bastante cruel hombre; eres como su ídolo
Él quiere ser como tú hombre; le gustas más a él que a mí
No estoy tan enfadado tampoco; simplemente no me gusta que me mientan
Recuerdas cuando nos conocimos en Denver? - dijiste si te escribía
tú responderías - véase yo soy un poco como tú
Yo nunca conocí a mi padre tampoco ;
él solía engañar a mi mamá y golpearla
Puedo relacionarme con lo que dices en tus canciones
así que cuando tengo un día malo voy y las pongo
porque realmente no tengo otra cosa asíque eso ayuda* cuando estoy deprimido
Incluso tengo un tatuaje con tu nombre cruzando el pecho
A veces incluso me corto para ver cuánto sangra
Es como adrenalina; el dolor es un subidón repentino para mí
Ves todo lo que dices es real , y te respeto porque lo dices
mi novia tiene celos porque hablo de ti 24/7
Pero ella no te conoce como yo te conozco Slim ; nadie lo hace
Ella no sabe cómo era para gente como nosotros crecer
Tienes que llamarme hombre , seré el mayor fan al cual perderás
Sinceramente tuyos , Stan --
Deberíamos estar juntos también

Dido:
Mi té se ha enfriado , me pregunto por qué
me levanté de la cama en absoluto
Las nubes de lluvia de la mañana me nublan
y no puedo ver nada en absoluto
Y aunque pudiera , todo sería gris ,
pero tu foto en mi pared
me recuerda que no está tan mal ;
no está tan mal.
(x2)

Eminem:
Querido Mister-Estoy-Demasiado-Bueno-Para-Llamar-O-Escribir-A-Mis-Fans ,
este será el último paquete que envíe-Te **Mi** *Nota* *Borrada ***
Han pasado seis meses sin noticias - no lo merezco?
Sé que tienes mis dos últimas cartas ;
Escribí las direcciones perfectas
Así que esta es mi cinta audiofónica enviándote ; espero la oigas
Estoy dentro del coche ahora mismo ; voy a