Houdini de Eminem

Hey, Em, it's Paul
Uh, I was listening to the album
Good fuc*** luck, you're on your own

Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? (Haha)
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da

Well, look what the stork brung (What?)
Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleh)
With a forehead that it grew horns from (Look)
Still a white jerk (It's him), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician (Yeah), an electrician (Yeah)
Y'all light work (Haha)
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (What?)
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?)
If I was to ever take a leave (What?)
It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (Yeah)
If I was to ask for Megan Thee (What?)
Stallion if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Haha)
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like

Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bro

Now, back in the days of old me (When?)
Right around the time I became a dope fiend (Oh)
Ate some codeine as a way of coping (Mm)
Taste of opiates, case of O.E.
Turned me into smiley face emoji (Woo)
My shit may not be age-appropriate
But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy
'Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout
To turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out to (Shut me down)
So when I started this verse
It did start off lighthearted at first (Hmm)
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
Look what I pocketed
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and
I've been runnin' at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and
I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my God, it's him! Not again!"

Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bro (Break it down)

Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?)
If he could see the way shit is today (Look at this shit, man)
He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy)
What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)

So how many little kids still wanna act like me? (Haha)
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah)
And that's why these (What?)
Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (Bzz)
In the coupe, leaning back my seat (What?)
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (Uh), the black guy (Guy) pees (Pees, haha)
In my Air Max 90s
White Ts, walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese (Why?)
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese (Haha)
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?)
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)
How can I explain to you (What?)
That even myself I'm a danger to? (Yeah)
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But f*** that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
You male cross dresser (Haha), fake-ass bitch
And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch)
But you can all suck my dick, in fact
Fuck them, f*** Dre, f*** Jimmy, f*** me, f*** you
Fuck my own kids, they're brats (Fuck 'em)
They can screw off (Yeah), them and you all (Uh)
You too, Paul (Punk), got two balls
Big as RuPaul's (Woah)
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (Nah)
'Cause you're never gon' see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like

Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bro

Hey, Em, soy Paul
Estaba escuchando el álbum
Buena suerte, estás por tu cuenta

Adivina quién ha vuelto, vuelve a contar
Shady ha vuelto, dile a un amigo
Adivina quién ha vuelto, adivina quién ha vuelto
Adivina quién ha vuelto, adivina quién ha vuelto
Adivina quién ha vuelto, adivina quién ha vuelto
Adivina quién ha vuelto (Jaja)
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da

Bueno, mira lo que trajo la cigüeña (Qué?)
Pequeño diablillo con la lengua bífida
Y está asomando, sí, como un dedo pulgar dolorido (Bleh)
Con una frente de la que le crecieron cuernos (Mira)
Sigue siendo un idiota blanco (Es él), llegando en un Chrysler al círculo
Con los Vics, Percs y una camiseta de Bud Light
Técnico lírico (Sí), un electricista (Sí)
Ustedes son trabajo ligero (Jaja)
Y no tengo que fingir, eres tú en lo que creo
Y sabes que estoy aquí para quedarme porque yo (Por qué?)
Si alguna vez me fuera (Qué?)
Sería como tomar aspirina para bajar la fiebre (Sí)
Si le pidiera a Megan Thee (Qué?)
Stallion si quisiera colaborar conmigo
Realmente tendría la oportunidad de una colaboración? (Jaja)
No lo sé, pero me alegra estar de vuelta como

Abra-cadabra (Y para mi último truco)
Estoy a punto de sacar algo de mi bolsa, colega (Como)
Abra-cadabra (Y para mi último truco, puff)
Así, en un abrir y cerrar de ojos, estoy de vuelta, colega

Ahora, en los días de mi antiguo yo (Cuándo?)
Justo cuando me convertí en un adicto (Oh)
Tomé codeína como una forma de sobrellevar (Mm)
Sabor a opiáceos, un caso de O.E.
Me convirtió en un emoji de cara sonriente (Woo)
Mi mierda puede que no sea apropiada para la edad
Pero le daría un golpe a un niño de ocho años en la cara con un trofeo de participación
'Porque no tengo dudas
De que todo este mundo está a punto
De convertirse en unas niñas exploradoras
Ese comité de censura está saliendo a (cerrarme la boca)
Así que cuando empecé este verso
Comenzó siendo ligero al principio (Hmm)
Pero parece que estoy siendo señalado
Asombroso cómo mis ganancias han aumentado
Mira lo que he embolsado
Sí, es como si todos ustedes hubieran estado corriendo ligero, y
Yo he estado corriendo a toda velocidad
Y por eso estoy adelantado como mi cabeza, y
Soy el conflicto en el que te metes
Cuando discuten quién es el mejor, pero, oops, estoy tachado de blanco cuando
Me acerco al micrófono, lo cargo y luego
"¡Oh, Dios mío, es él! ¡Otra vez!"

Abra-cadabra (Y para mi último truco)
Estoy a punto de sacar algo de mi bolsa, colega (Como)
Abra-cadabra (Y para mi último truco, puff)
Así, en un abrir y cerrar de ojos, estoy de vuelta, colega (Desglosarlo)

A veces, me pregunto qué diría el antiguo yo (Si qué?)
Si pudiera ver cómo está hoy la mierda (Mira esta m